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Quote: sootyj @ May 22 2011, 5:54 PM BST

With real marbles?

Always. :D

God! That makes me think of dentists!

Quote: KLRiley @ May 22 2011, 6:09 PM BST

Always. :D

were they my marbles?

Baking bread rolls. Mmmm bread rolls...

I haven't shaved since Monday.

I'm going away to The North on Monday.

Quote: Leevil @ May 22 2011, 6:34 PM BST

Baking bread rolls. Mmmm bread rolls...

if you stood on one

would you be

ON A ROLL!!!!!!!

If I put them in the bathroom, would they become toilet roll?

If you were listening to Oasis you could have

A ROLL WITH SHIT!!

And if I had a pet rat, I'd make a team called Roll and Rat.

And if you threw them over a record of the 3rd Symphony

It'd be

ROLL OVER BEETHOVEN!

If you made a makeshift canoe out of them you could roll, roll, roll yer boat

etc!

If you put it on a high shelf you could smoke it

It'd be a

ROLL UP!!

Quote: sootyj @ May 22 2011, 6:32 PM BST

were they my marbles?

No, mine. I have a bag that Riley Major bought for me when I was depressed so I would at all times know where my marbles were.

Make a guitar out of them and you could play some

rock and ROLL

I might photograph one in a swimsuit

I need a

ROLL MODEL!!

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