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Also just found out the bin needs taking out. Will this pain never end?

And these Libyans think they've got it bad right now? *tuts*

Quote: Tim Walker @ May 8 2011, 8:57 PM BST

And these Libyans think they've got it bad right now? *tuts*

Libya is a veritable paradise compared to the industrious struggle that is my housekeeping.

:O 'Punch Post Latest'; Dellas resigns from British Comedy Guide!!

Reutors latest;' Lesbian triangle fighting' pimp led- has caused furore in England. GB.

Pope prays for reconciliation.

The Queen believies it is quote; 'Post Wedding Hysterics'

President Obama; 'It will quieten down soon'

David Cameron; 'The alternative vote always a non-starter'

Nick Clegg; 'I've given up all hope'

Huh?

If you're resigning at least sign out!

I can hear someone singing "Head, Shoulders, Knees and Toes" somewhere nearby. Errr

I hope someone really is this time!

Forgot to wear a belt today. Looking gansta (ie stupid).

Quote: Marc P @ May 9 2011, 10:40 AM BST

I hope someone really is this time!

It's quite catchy!

Quote: chipolata @ May 9 2011, 10:41 AM BST

It's quite catchy!

Nothing beats 'wind the bobbin up' :)

Quote: Shandonbelle @ May 9 2011, 10:44 AM BST

Nothing beats 'wind the bobbin up' :)

Is this a euphemism?

Quote: Shandonbelle @ May 9 2011, 10:44 AM BST

Nothing beats 'wind the bobbin up' :)

I like "The Grand Old Duke Of York" with his 10,000 men marching up and down a hill.

Quote: Marc P @ May 9 2011, 10:46 AM BST

Is this a euphemism?

It certain kinds of minds, maybe ;) actually that used to be my sons favourite rhyme,I love the old nursery rhymes but when you listen to the words a lot of them are quite dark and violent!

Quote: chipolata @ May 9 2011, 10:59 AM BST

I like "The Grand Old Duke Of York" with his 10,000 men marching up and down a hill.

I can play that on the guitar!

Quote: Marc P @ May 9 2011, 11:01 AM BST

I can play that on the guitar!

I better dinner parties with you fly by!

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