Hey now, there's more than enough murderous repressed rage in Chip for everyone on the BCG.
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Quote: john lucas 101 @ May 5 2011, 2:56 PM BSTIf he's killing anybody, it'll be me, bitch.
That's not Mark Twain...Mother Theresa?
Quote: Rob H @ May 5 2011, 2:58 PM BSTThat's not Mark Twain...Mother Theresa?
It's from an unexpurgated version of...one of them Twain novels.
Quote: john lucas 101 @ May 5 2011, 3:00 PM BSTIt's from an unexpurgated version of...one of them Twain novels.
Ah, one of them, yes. *strokes chin*
Quote: Tuumble @ May 5 2011, 2:03 PM BST../ mine has an age and gender element/...
I'm afraid Grumpy Old Men has already been used.
Quote: Nogget @ May 5 2011, 3:05 PM BSTI'm afraid Grumpy Old Men has already been used.
Why you young whippersnapper, you..! 
My status is: looking after youngest daughter who is off school. I asked her to do some reading, she refused, I sent her to her room and said she can come down when she wants to read; she prefers to stay there than come and read for 10 minutes before continuing on her all-day Facebook/wii/whatever regime. I admire her resolve, but question her preference.
Don't worry Nogget, seventeen is that really tricky age for girls.
Quote: Marc P @ May 5 2011, 3:43 PM BSTDon't worry Nogget, seventeen is that really sexy age for girls.
I'd be lying if I said I was surprised at that, Marc.
Quote: David Bussell @ May 5 2011, 3:54 PM BSTI'd be lying if I said I was surprised at that, Marc.
It's this damn heat!
Quote: Marc P @ May 5 2011, 3:43 PM BSTDon't worry Nogget, seventeen is that really tricky age for girls.
Joking aside, if she's this stubborn at 9, I hate to think what it will be like when she's 17. Anyway, she's read a little now and all is sweetness and light.
Give her a Jack Delaney book to read, that'll learn her!
Wanering around with a ladybird stuck on my back. Feeling pretty damn mental.
First bit of rain here in 4 weeks.
Quote: Scatterbrained Floozy @ May 5 2011, 2:46 PM BSTDrinking lots of tea. Cooing over my new brooch that my friend just gave me out of the blue.
Give her a penny so you don't fall out with her - old superstition. 