Sounds like something me and Jo Law are doing.
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Quote: Nat Wicks @ May 5 2011, 2:00 PM BSTSounds like something me and Jo Law are doing.
Ah, interesting - I suspect they wouldn't be that similar because mine has an age and gender element, two things in which we differ substantially! 
No this one doesn't. It's more of a social experiment, really. Can't say any more as if yet
Chip's just complained about the lack of cordial here. Plus, the only water coming from the tap is piping hot!
Quote: chipolata @ May 5 2011, 2:23 PM BSTChip's just complained about the lack of cordial here. Plus, the only water coming from the tap is piping hot!
Have you tried a cold tap? 
Quote: john lucas 101 @ May 5 2011, 2:26 PM BSTHave you tried a cold tap?
Yes, both taps are pumping out hot. And I've only a limited amount of juice left in my bottle, which I was saving for the journey home. I might die soon.
Quote: chipolata @ May 5 2011, 2:30 PM BSTYes, both taps are pumping out hot. And I've only a limited amount of juice left in my bottle, which I was saving for the journey home. I might die soon.
*starts work on authorised BCG obituary*
Quote: john lucas 101 @ May 5 2011, 2:35 PM BST*starts work on authorised BCG obituary*
*holds off dying until can get a better obituary writer*
Quote: chipolata @ May 5 2011, 2:41 PM BST*holds off dying until can get a better obituary writer*
*Thinks of Mark Twain quote, "I've never wished a man dead, but I have read some obituaries with great pleasure."*
Drinking lots of tea. Cooing over my new brooch that my friend just gave me out of the blue.
Quote: Rob H @ May 5 2011, 2:44 PM BST*Thinks of Mark Twain quote, "I've never wished a man dead, but I have read some obituaries with great pleasure."*
*Thinks of another Mark Twain quote, "I thoroughly disapprove of duels. If a man should challenge me, I would take him kindly and forgivingly by the hand and lead him to a quiet place and kill him."*
Just had a very thorough body search performed on me, was quite nice ghetting touched up in public like that, and it was free.
Quote: chipolata @ May 5 2011, 2:41 PM BST*holds off dying until can get a better obituary writer*
Susan Nicholson?
Quote: chipolata @ May 5 2011, 2:51 PM BST*Thinks of another Mark Twain quote, "I thoroughly disapprove of duels. If a man should challenge me, I would take him kindly and forgivingly by the hand and lead him to a quiet place and kill him."*
*worries that Chip wants to hold his hand* 
Quote: Rob H @ May 5 2011, 2:54 PM BST*worries that Chip wants to hold his hand*
If he's killing anybody, it'll be me, bitch.