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It's rude big faced pseudo hobo I am raging at

I am too polite in public

I need to learn to release the inner arsehole

Quote: sootyj @ May 4 2011, 6:02 PM BST

It's rude big faced pseudo hobo I am raging at

I am too polite in public

I need to learn to release the inner arsehole

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You have an inner arsehole? Best not choose the wrong one when you need to take a dump. Mind you, the crap's inside you anyway so it probably doesn't really matter.

Chip's just finished his expenses claim for the last five months. Excellent work, Chip.

Satsumas?

Quote: zooo @ May 4 2011, 6:09 PM BST

Satsumas?

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I'll level with you, I've gone off satsumas a bit.
Yes, I still eat them, but I'm looking around for new fruits.

You taking the pith?

Quote: zooo @ May 4 2011, 5:53 PM BST

Bastards.
Don't worry, some day a Londoner will kill them horribly.

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If next time I am armed with an umbrella it may well be me.

Quote: sootyj @ May 4 2011, 5:22 PM BST

These things make me realise why Americans are always tooled up.

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There are times when I feel the appropriate response to some of these numpties is an AK47 between the eyes but will probably still miss the brains by several feet.

Quote: Nil Putters @ May 4 2011, 6:12 PM BST

You taking the pith?

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>_<

Don't get on my pip!

Very sleepy. Nan is not very well at all (surgery in the next couple of days). Quite overwhelmed.

All the best, SBF.

x lots.

Thanks guys.

Hope it goes okay Robyn.

Hope all goes well Scats.

Hope everythings alright Robyn