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Quote: Ben @ May 1 2011, 3:56 PM BST

As above:

I'd like to move into the health/science sector in any type of role.

I see a lot of lab based jobs doing research that I'd be interested in, but they always want at least A-Level qualifications.

Aah you're going to breed the next generation of mutant old people.

With Zimmer frames for legs, prehensile piss bags and The People's Friend for skin.

Come to think of it you're a monsterous fiend.

Quote: sootyj @ May 1 2011, 2:51 PM BST

Oh right like a CATS point rated diploma?

Do cats judge diploma's now? I bet that's Zooo's influence right there.

They are wise.

Quote: sootyj @ May 1 2011, 4:11 PM BST

Come to think of it you're a monsterous fiend.

I can't but agree with this poster.

Roscoff is a smelly bum

Quote: roscoff @ May 1 2011, 5:13 PM BST

I can't but agree with this poster.

Quote: sootyj @ May 1 2011, 5:17 PM BST

Roscoff is a smelly bum

'Has' Sooty 'has' if you don't mind.

Ben is going for a walk. Need some goddamn fresh air.

Oooh. A piece of toast just popped out, jumped across the table and ended up standing up, balanced on one edge.

Quote: zooo @ May 1 2011, 6:42 PM BST

Oooh. A piece of toast just popped out, jumped across the table and ended up standing up, balanced on one edge.

When something like that happens I usually buy a lottery ticket.

Hehe!

I also checked to see if a face had appeared in the toast. Just in case.

Like Jesus?? My mother-in-law is always looking for Jesus in her food.

Anyone. Jesus, Mother Theresa, Kate Middleton.

It's all about Pippa, apparently!

Just had my first argument with some random person on Twitter.

Ladies and gentlemen, I have arrived in 2011.

Brewing 10 gallons of ESB. Man, it's hot outside.

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