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Quote: Rob H @ April 27 2011, 3:21 PM BST

It was more the 'just' that I was alluding to. I mean Chappers is 107.

You young whipper-snapper, you.

Quote: john lucas 101 @ April 27 2011, 3:22 PM BST

You young whipper-snapper, you.

Not entirely sure that's true. But I'm certainly younger than you, old man.

Quote: Rob H @ April 27 2011, 3:28 PM BST

Not entirely sure that's true. But I'm certainly younger than you, old man.

Bah!!!

At least I've got...I mean, at least I'm....well, you know...

No. I am totally f**ked. Wretched, wretched tool.

There's a nursery near here for pre-schoolers. Earlier this afternoon they were playing them Joy Division.

Quote: chipolata @ April 27 2011, 3:30 PM BST

There's a nursery near here for pre-schoolers. Earlier this afternoon they were playing them Joy Division.

They'll end up like me. :(

Quote: chipolata @ April 27 2011, 3:30 PM BST

There's a nursery near here for pre-schoolers. Earlier this afternoon they were playing them Joy Division.

If you can still hear the music, I suggest you need to buy yourself a stronger pair of binoculars.

Quote: john lucas 101 @ April 27 2011, 3:32 PM BST

They'll end up like me. :(

*applies for Child Termination Licence*

Quote: Rob H @ April 27 2011, 3:32 PM BST

If you can still hear the music, I suggest you need to buy yourself a stronger pair of binoculars.

Telescopes are better. You get a stand and everything.

Quote: john lucas 101 @ April 27 2011, 3:30 PM BST

Bah!!!

At least I've got...I mean, at least I'm....well, you know...

No. I am totally f**ked. Wretched, wretched tool.

Console

*washes hand to get rid of the wretched*

Quote: chipolata @ April 27 2011, 3:30 PM BST

There's a nursery near here for pre-schoolers. Earlier this afternoon they were playing them Joy Division.

Was it 'Pedophiles will tear us apart'?
Whistling nnocently

*checks self for taste*

Quote: john lucas 101 @ April 27 2011, 3:15 PM BST

Thank f**k there's somebody older than me on this site. Just.

You are ALL youngsters compared to me.

F**k it! Can't be arsed with it anymore. I'm just gonna get a bloody job stacking shelves, buy a new car and be done with it.

What's up Gav?

I painted the fences earlier and am now enjoying a Rubicon Passion fruit flavour whilst listening to top tunes on a blanket in the garden. Bliss.

Quote: AngieBaby @ April 27 2011, 4:26 PM BST

What's up Gav?

I painted the fences earlier and am now enjoying a Rubicon Passion fruit flavour whilst listening to top tunes on a blanket in the garden. Bliss.

<3 Rubicon, Lychee is favourite

Quote: AngieBaby @ April 27 2011, 4:26 PM BST

What's up Gav?

I painted the fences earlier and am now enjoying a Rubicon Passion fruit flavour whilst listening to top tunes on a blanket in the garden. Bliss.

I'm in a stroppy mood, nothing is going right with any of this bloody work. Just being a mardy f**ker really lol.

Garden sounds good! Not sure what a Rubicon is though. Sounds like a Transformer for girls.

The suns out, looks nice in the garden. But there's a chill in the air.

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