Quote: john lucas 101 @ April 27 2011, 11:05 AM BSTPhwooooar!!! Get them luvvly dripping choppers round my tiddly string of flesh.
Coincedently this was the message inside the Valentine's card I sent my wife.*
*This means ok John
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Good news Will. Delighted for you. And with the utmost respect, your missus is completely safe from me.
Quote: Rob H @ April 27 2011, 11:06 AM BSTCoincedently this was the message inside the Valentine's card I sent my wife.*
*This means ok John
Is, er, your wife a goer, Rob?
Just thought I'd take the pressure of Will's for a bit.
Quote: john lucas 101 @ April 27 2011, 11:11 AM BSTIs, er, your wife a goer, Rob?
Just thought I'd take the pressure of Will's for a bit.
And divert it on a heavily pregnant woman? You're sick John. Sick.
"Oi, you, Will Cam! Get those bollocks out!"
Quote: Rob H @ April 27 2011, 11:12 AM BSTAnd divert it on a heavily pregnant woman? You're sick John. Sick.
Sorry Rob. Yes, I'm a sick man. A, if you will, grubby little malcontent.
(Was that a yes or no, by the way?)
Quote: Tim Walker @ April 27 2011, 11:12 AM BST"Oi, you, Will Cam! Get those bollocks out!"
Quote: Tim Walker @ April 27 2011, 11:12 AM BST"Oi, you, Will Cam! Get those bollocks out!"
Quote: john lucas 101 @ April 27 2011, 11:14 AM BSTSorry Rob. Yes, I'm a sick man. A, if you will, grubby little malcontent.
(Was that a yes or no, by the way?)
Obviously a yes John. 
Quote: Tim Walker @ April 27 2011, 11:12 AM BST"Oi, you, Will Cam! Get those bollocks out!"
Chip's been scanning and now can't find any of the documents he scanned on any of the shared drives. 
Rob H ate a cheesy bacony pasty thingamajig at breaktime and now feels very queasy.
Quote: chipolata @ April 27 2011, 12:22 PM BSTChip's been scanning and now can't find any of the documents he scanned on any of the shared drives.
If they are written docs is there a notable phrase that you could do a search on? I suppose you're going to say they are pictures.
Quote: chipolata @ April 27 2011, 12:22 PM BSTChip's been scanning and now can't find any of the documents he scanned on any of the shared drives.
This pleases me.
There should be a *Laughs in an evil, Mr Burns-Esque manner* emoticon.
Quote: Rob H @ April 27 2011, 12:39 PM BSTRob H ate a cheesy bacony pasty thingamajig at breaktime and now feels very queasy.
Lucky Rob. The other half didn't even get to breakfast before copiously throwing up.
Quote: KLRiley @ April 27 2011, 12:40 PM BSTIf they are written docs is there a notable phrase that you could do a search on? I suppose you're going to say they are pictures.
No, they were contracts. And I shouldn't have been scanning them in here. Fortunately I've found them in another departments drive so I've saved them to my USB and deleted them.
Quote: Matthew Stott @ April 27 2011, 12:41 PM BSTThis pleases me.
There should be a *Laughs in an evil, Mr Burns-Esque manner* emoticon.
*chuckles to self as relalises there are still 12 episodes of Doctor Who left that Stott will have to defend*
Quote: KLRiley @ April 27 2011, 12:41 PM BSTLucky Rob. The other half didn't even get to breakfast before copiously throwing up.
I don't feel lucky. I had a shiny apple in my pocket which I now wish I'd eaten instead. Ah, the siren-call of trans fats...