Quote: chipolata @ April 27 2011, 10:15 AM BST
You soft jessy!
It's to quieten the demons in my brain.
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Quote: sootyj @ April 27 2011, 10:27 AM BSTHooray now you can return to typing bollox
Quote: Rob H @ April 27 2011, 10:34 AM BSTPleased to hear it Will. A mate of mine had to have 13 cysts removed from his balls in one go. He reckoned his bollocks felt like a bag of frozen peas.
>_<
Quote: Rob H @ April 27 2011, 10:34 AM BSTA mate of mine had to have 13 cysts removed from his balls in one go. He reckoned his bollocks felt like a bag of frozen peas.
*tries to reduce swelling from sprained ankle by sticking foot in crotch*
Quote: Tim Walker @ April 27 2011, 10:37 AM BST*tries to reduce swelling from sprained ankle by sticking foot in crotch*
Ooof!
Now I've got swollen testes and I doubt your ankles any better you sod!
Quote: Tim Walker @ April 27 2011, 10:37 AM BST*tries to reduce swelling from sprained ankle by sticking foot in crotch*
Dr Tim,
Can you give me a doctor's note (for my wife) to say that I need to have sex every day to aid my recovery.
Tim,
Can I also please have a doctor's note to have sex every day with Will's wife.
Love John
*writes doctor's certificates for everyone in exchange for a bit of slap-and-tickle with Will Cam's missus*
Quote: Will Cam @ April 27 2011, 10:48 AM BSTDr Tim,
Can you give me a doctor's note (for my wife) to say that I need to have sex every day to aid my recovery.
But not with your wife, presumably?
Quote: john lucas 101 @ April 27 2011, 10:51 AM BSTTim,
Can I also please have a doctor's note to have sex every day with Will's wife.
Love John
Puts on 'Will's-Wife wig' and hotfoots it to a 57 bus stop.
Quote: Will Cam @ April 27 2011, 10:48 AM BSTDr Tim,
Can you give me a doctor's note (for my wife) to say that I need to have sex with you every day to aid my recovery.
I think you should ask Tim first
Is she available on the NHS?
Well she's free at the point of delivery.
Quote: Rob H @ April 27 2011, 10:54 AM BSTPuts on 'Will's-Wife wig' and hotfoots it to a 57 bus stop.
Is this you?
Quote: john lucas 101 @ April 27 2011, 11:00 AM BSTIs this you?
It could be John, it could be...
Quote: Tim Walker @ April 27 2011, 10:53 AM BST
*writes doctor's certificates for everyone in exchange for a bit of slap-and-tickle with Will Cam's missus*
Quote: Rob H @ April 27 2011, 11:02 AM BSTIt could be John, it could be...
Phwooooar!!! Get them luvvly dripping choppers round my tiddly string of flesh.