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Quote: Kevin Murphy @ April 26 2011, 9:32 AM BST

Just watched the Elton John breastfeeding video on YouTube. What the hell was he thinking???

Did you also get the quote about them giving Zac a 'normal' upbringing where he won't be spoilt? Normal in this context means having the milk from the birth mother fedexed to Sir Elton and Lady Furnish, wherever they and their child happen to be.

I got a Belgian chocolate Easter Egg today, reduced from a tenner to two pounds.

My mum got one for 20p on Saturday as it was bashed up.

Quote: TopBanana @ April 26 2011, 12:14 PM BST

My mum got one for 20p on Saturday as it was bashed up.

I'd give the inside a wipe before eating it.

Well, there was some kind of goo in the centre of it. I just thought it was a giant Cream Egg-type piece of kit.

Will Cam is going to the doctor in the morning to have a lump in an unusual place looked at. He will not reveal where, but ladies don't have them and they hurt like f**k if you are kicked there (by a nasty man or a lady whose definition of 'no' differs from yours.

Bollocks.

Hope it goes okay Will.

Indeed.

Ouch, hope they're both okay, Will!

Good luck, Will Cam. Is it a lady doctor?

Good luck Will, hope the boys are ok.

Quote: chipolata @ April 26 2011, 3:26 PM BST

Good luck, Will Cam. Is it a lady doctor?

What do you think's going to happen? Do you think he'll get all embarrassed and get an hard-on or something? What a filthy mind!

Quote: john lucas 101 @ April 26 2011, 3:29 PM BST

What do you think's going to happen? Do you think he'll get all embarrassed and get an hard-on or something? What a filthy mind!

I'd rather a female woman examined mine. Wouldn't fancy a chap mauling me.

Thanks guys. I'll keep you updated.

Anyone know where the Albert Hall is Whistling nnocently

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