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I like the idea of you being a grandchild, Tim. I'm not entirely sure why.

My youngest daughter turned 8 today. I now understand why people with birthdays on major holidays always feel shafted.

I'm glad I've got a May Birthday.
The only thing it clashes with is the bank Holiday.

I wouldn't like it to clash with one of the big holidays.
Although if It was Christmas day I'd probably gloat a little at sharing a Birthday with Santa.

:( No shops are shut so you only get the same amount of presents as siblings!

Not fair, it's my Birthyday!...

Quote: Tim Walker @ April 25 2011, 12:27 AM BST

As my grandfather always used to say, "There's no such thing as being bored. The problem isn't that you're bored, but that you're boring!".

The boring old c**t.

He was the one with the irrational fear of drills wasn't he?

Quote: dellas @ April 25 2011, 3:26 AM BST

:( No shops are shut so you only get the same amount of presents as siblings! Not fair, it's my Birthyday!...

Happy birthday! :)

Ellie walked 20 miles on Saturday from Clapham to Greenwich and back all the way along the river.

Quote: EllieJP @ April 25 2011, 8:34 AM BST

Ellie walked 20 miles on Saturday from Clapham to Greenwich and back all the way along the river.

Normal strolling-speed, or insane fast-walking? Eh?

She walked on water Chip read the post! COme on it is Easter!

Quote: chipolata @ April 25 2011, 9:10 AM BST

Normal strolling-speed, or insane fast-walking? Eh?

Ummmm we walked pretty fast the way there, but strolled the way back.

Along the river.

Quote: Marc P @ April 25 2011, 9:11 AM BST

She walked on water Chip read the post! COme on it is Easter!

I only asked, no need to crucify me, Marc!

He's getting cross.

Quote: EllieJP @ April 25 2011, 9:16 AM BST

Ummmm we walked pretty fast the way there, but strolled the way back. Along the river.

Good girl. Walking's better for your face than running.

Quote: chipolata @ April 25 2011, 9:19 AM BST

Good girl. Walking's better for your face than running.

Unimpressed

Quote: EllieJP @ April 25 2011, 9:18 AM BST

He's getting cross.

Yes don't get hung up about it, Chip.

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