Quote: Scatterbrained Floozy @ April 13 2011, 12:50 PM BST
I'll go on a tea and biscuit run...
Here we go -
Have you got ginger nuts?
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Well...
Just got a text from my daughter saying she's on the way to the hospital after 8 hours of contractions. Looks like today may be the big day! I'll book a flight to California as soon as I know it's the real deal.
Woo! Congrats DB!
Yup heart congrats beermeister!
Quote: TopBanana @ April 13 2011, 12:57 PM BSTHave you got ginger nuts?
Keep it quiet or Dan will be over here like a flash.
Stick a good measure of gin in my tea please. I need to think up a cunning plan to defeat their cunning plan.
Quote: DaButt @ April 13 2011, 1:09 PM BSTJust got a text from my daughter saying she's on the way to the hospital after 8 hours of contractions. Looks like today may be the big day! I'll book a flight to California as soon as I know it's the real deal.
All the best DB
Way to go Dabutt, hope all goes well.
Anyone else owning up to being a grandparent on here?
Quote: DaButt @ April 13 2011, 1:09 PM BSTJust got a text from my daughter saying she's on the way to the hospital after 8 hours of contractions. Looks like today may be the big day! I'll book a flight to California as soon as I know it's the real deal.
Congrats!!
Dipping my toe back in the BCG soup after a manic-March but still feeling a bit disconnected at the moment.
Had some good news with a £582 policy pay out but I'll be doing a Soft Cell with that (Say Hello, Wave Goodbye) as the money will mostly end up in someone else's pocket. It does take the worry out things for the now at least. 
After a farcical bout with primary school politics the wife has got hours until July - she'd had them cut and reinstated twice in two days but in a different class. She's finally been paid for two months work which was overlooked by 'an administrative oversight'. Took me to sort it out though I did have to apologise for ranting at the finance woman for anything to happen.
Nothing is straight forward....much like the wife's parking. 
Good to see you again though, Tuumble, however brief this visit may or may not be.
Babies! Tuumble! Tea!! Cup for me please.
Yuuumble puds
Tuuumble the most dogged and irreprisible BCGer forces the school where his wife works to pay her 20 years back pay. Only to discover she is only 7 years old and a pupil. But's that ok as he is infact only 9 and also a pupil. The last 2 decades infact being a hallucinatory dream brought on by mescaline in his orange squash. Sadly as a predictive dream he must now live the next 20 years knowing exactly what comes next. This courses him near crippling enui and he ends up destroying the entire universe by playing the lotto with his future knowledge.
His wife is unsympathetic, as she is playing netball for the school.
Quote: sootyj @ April 13 2011, 2:30 PM BSTYuuumble puds
Tuuumble the most dogged and irreprisible BCGer forces the school where his wife works to pay her 20 years back pay. Only to discover she is only 7 years old and a pupil. But's that ok as he is infact only 9 and also a pupil. The last 2 decades infact being a hallucinatory dream brought on by mescaline in his orange squash. Sadly as a predictive dream he must now live the next 20 years knowing exactly what comes next. This courses him near crippling enui and he ends up destroying the entire universe by playing the lotto with his future knowledge.
His wife is unsympathetic, as she is playing netball for the school.
Have you been stalking us? That's scarily close to the mark...
Yes
I even organise tours of Finish tourists who follow you around.
Quote: sootyj @ April 13 2011, 2:35 PM BSTYes
I even organise tours of Finish tourists who follow you around.
Finish tourists? Are they travellers who hand out the medals at big city road races?
...and you organise tours of them too? "This is Helga's left earlobe. Please board the tour bus as we take a trip down to her nether regions..."