Quote: bigfella @ April 7 2011, 9:33 PM BSTBeen married 10 years
How do you know I'm not sitting here next to Mrs Chipolata with Chipolata Jnr sitting on my lap? 
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Those might be the names of your cats.
Quote: chipolata @ April 7 2011, 9:40 PM BSTHow do you know I'm not sitting here next to Mrs Chipolata with Chipolata Jnr sitting on my lap?
Because they're buried under my patio, mt no garden psychopath
Quote: sootyj @ April 7 2011, 9:48 PM BSTBecause they're buried under my patio, mt no garden psychopath
There's never been a Jewish serial killer. You leave murder to the gentiles.
Hang on King Herrod!
Abyway you offed them, I'm merely storing them
Quote: chipolata @ April 7 2011, 9:40 PM BSTHow do you know I'm not sitting here next to Mrs Chipolata with Chipolata Jnr sitting on my lap?
Because your previous post tells me everything I need to know.
Quote: bigfella @ April 7 2011, 9:58 PM BSTBecause your previous post tells me everything I need to know.
Treat em mean, keep em keen. Ironically that's also my philosophy towards BCG members. 
Quote: chipolata @ April 7 2011, 10:07 PM BSTTreat em mean, keep em keen. Ironically that's also my philosophy towards BCG members.
BCG members aren't real people though.
I did makeup to make me look like a fella. I mainly just look like me but beardy.
You'd better have taken pics.
I did but I'm not sharing.
Youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu.
Quote: Nat Wicks @ April 7 2011, 10:52 PM BSTI did but I'm not sharing.
Definitely not for you, Gav. Disgusting.
I am in SUCH a grumpy mood tonight. I think it's the heat. Makes me tetchy. I feel right like I could punch someone.
Just mowed and edged my lawn, swept up a bunch of leaves and oak tree pollen and laid waste to thousands of fire ants. Man it was freaking hot out there. I'm gonna take a shower and then reward myself with a cold beer or two.