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You wouldn;'t understand Stott

You are of the north.

Quote: Matthew Stott @ April 7 2011, 10:58 AM BST

If he's that big he doesn't have to be.

The US is a giant but some tiny agile extremists took them outside and gave them an arse whuppin.

Quote: Lee Henman @ April 7 2011, 10:38 AM BST

Still giggling about a story a mate told me - her friend wanted a top Chas And Dave tribute act at her birthday party - they were quoted 2 grand. So she contacted the real Chas And Dave's agent and were told they'd do it for a grand!

Laughing out loud
Excellent.
That tribute act should be ashamed of themselves.

Quote: Lee Henman @ April 7 2011, 10:38 AM BST

Still giggling about a story a mate told me - her friend wanted a top Chas And Dave tribute act at her birthday party - they were quoted 2 grand. So she contacted the real Chas And Dave's agent and were told they'd do it for a grand!

Is she going to get them???

Quote: zooo @ April 7 2011, 1:23 PM BST

That tribute act should be ashamed of themselves.

What's wrong with Chas and Dave's music?
:D

Ellie is missing all the idol chat on here. What's happened?

I guess you were the idol Ellie but don't visit so often!

It is very quiet on here of late. If it wasn't for squirrels there'd have been no action at all.

(And yes, I know I barely pop in anymore. Too busy, all the flipping time. :()

Business Cards arrived today! :D Oh my yes they are the BOMB YO!

Eating a Starburst ice cream in the park.

Yay me!

Got my first royalty statement today.

LOL. I won't be challenging Mr P for most succeful author on the BCG.

Quote: bigfella @ April 7 2011, 5:16 PM BST

Got my first royalty statement today.

LOL. I won't be challenging Mr P for most succeful author on the BCG.

How about fisticuffs?

The P isn't for pun, it's for puncher!

Quote: chipolata @ April 7 2011, 12:16 PM BST

The US is a giant but some tiny agile extremists took them outside and gave them an arse whuppin.

If you're alluding to September 11th then a better analogy would have your tiny guy tiptoeing into the giant's room and shooting him while he sleeps. (Then the giant wakes up, glances at his relatively minor flesh wound and then proceeds to beat the snot out of the tiny man and all his friends.)

Today I transported a watercooler from one building to another. I used a wobbly trolley and although it was quite stressful at times I felt an extraordinary sense of achievement when I'd done it.

Quote: chipolata @ April 7 2011, 6:08 PM BST

Today I transported a watercooler from one building to another. I used a wobbly trolley and although it was quite stressful at times I felt an extraordinary sense of achievement when I'd done it.

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