Quote: john lucas 101 @ April 6 2011, 3:59 PM BSTTyping this in the library. Every time I use these computers, there's always the strong smell of alcohol present. Either my 'colleagues' are killing their time by 'the daytime boozing', or somebody's split their beer over all the pc's.
Are you sure it's not some sort of disinfectant?
Quote: chipolata @ April 6 2011, 6:19 PM BSTYou work in a library?
There is always a trampy weirdo in a library. It's part of the Big Society
Not after all the libraries have been closed. Where are all the tramps going to to go then?
Look at the size of Geri Halliwell's minder. Who here reckons they could take him?
Quote: Lee Henman @ April 6 2011, 11:20 PM BSTLook at the size of Geri Halliwell's minder. Who here reckons they could take him?
I bet he cries like a girl.
Halliwell's tiny too so I doubt he's that big. That's a Mini they've just passed on the right.
He's big but is he agile?
Some celeb women will do anything to look thinner...
(Har)
Quote: zooo @ April 6 2011, 11:27 PM BSTSome celeb women will do anything to look thinner... (Har)
KIPPER WAS RIGHT! Women do do only fat based jokes.
100% incontrovertible proof.
Quote: zooo @ April 6 2011, 11:34 PM BST100% incontrovertible poof.
That's another Kipper theory entirely.
You bugger, I thought I'd really done that then.
Quote: Nil Putters @ April 6 2011, 11:22 PM BSTI bet he cries like a girl.
Halliwell's tiny too so I doubt he's that big. That's a Mini they've just passed on the right.
OH my god, they've got a squirrel on a leashe, KILL NOW, EXTERMINATE!
Still giggling about a story a mate told me - her friend wanted a top Chas And Dave tribute act at her birthday party - they were quoted 2 grand. So she contacted the real Chas And Dave's agent and were told they'd do it for a grand!
Oh that's so sad...
Quote: sootyj @ April 7 2011, 10:41 AM BSTOh that's so sad...
A grand for a gig doesn't seem too shabby to me, it's not as though they're The Rolling Stones.
Quote: chipolata @ April 6 2011, 11:26 PM BSTHe's big but is he agile?
If he's that big he doesn't have to be.
