That's a silly example. Squirrels don't kill or attack people.
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Squirrels will definitely bite and kill you. It just takes more bites than a crocodile does.
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Quote: zooo @ April 6 2011, 12:16 AM BSTPeople shouldn't even consider messing with nature They're none of our business.
Perhaps like introducing a creature into our wildlife that doesn't belong there and goes on to do a lot of damage?? Even if that creature is 'cute'. 
Quote: DaButt @ April 6 2011, 1:17 AM BSTSo if someone started releasing cobras and crocodiles in the UK would you offer the same response?
Britain, Spain and Holland released Homo Sapiens into America hundreds of years ago and although they've since proved very problematic to the world (and the native American population) I don't advocate wiping them out. 
Quote: chipolata @ April 6 2011, 9:41 AM BSTBritain, Spain and Holland released Homo Sapiens into America hundreds of years ago and although they've since proved very problematic to the world (and the native American population) I don't advocate wiping them out.
Are you saying that Native Americans aren't homo sapiens?
Quote: KLRiley @ April 6 2011, 9:49 AM BSTAre you saying that Native Americans aren't homo sapiens?
A different breed. Native Americans were the red squirrels of America. We introduced grey squirrel-humans.
How many pages of squirrels is this now?
Too many!
Quote: DaButt @ April 6 2011, 2:07 AM BSThttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eguPlDQUsYA
Squirrels will definitely bite and kill you. It just takes more bites than a crocodile does.
Trust me, there are zero squirrel related deaths.
You utter nutbag.
Maybe in your country, since the entire population has guns and delight in shooting random woodland creatures, your squirrels are tooled up killing machines, but over here kids hand feed them in the park on a Sunday afternoon.
Quote: zooo @ April 6 2011, 11:57 AM BSTToo many!
Trust me, there are zero squirrel related deaths.
You utter nutbag.Maybe in your country, since the entire population has guns and delight in shooting random woodland creatures, your squirrels are tooled up killing machines, but over here kids hand feed them in the park on a Sunday afternoon.
And then the evil squirrel bites them. Seen it happen zooo. Won't let my kids near the rats with great PR.
Have many of your kids died in squirrel attacks?
Sorry for your loss.
(I've not seen it happen myself, but I'm sure they do bite, like all animals. I'm mainly objecting to Dabutt's ridiculousness.)
Quote: sootyj @ April 6 2011, 12:04 PM BSThttp://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/4489792.stm
they killed a dog
people are next
Maybe they saw the dog kill a baby.
Seems to happen weekly. 
Quote: sootyj @ April 6 2011, 12:04 PM BSThttp://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/4489792.stm
they killed a dog
people are next
But they are Russian squirrels. Perhaps a special FSB division?
Quote: zooo @ April 6 2011, 12:06 PM BSTHave many of your kids died in squirrel attacks?
Sorry for your loss.
None so far but that's because I keep my babies safe from squirrels.
Quote: KLRiley @ April 6 2011, 12:07 PM BSTNone so far but that's because I keep my babies safe from squirrels.
In Aaron's nut sack?
Quote: KLRiley @ April 6 2011, 12:07 PM BSTNone so far but that's because I keep my babies safe from squirrels.
No, I wouldn't leave a baby alone lying in a park either.
Well I would, but not if it was mine.