Aww, they're lovely!!
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Apart from the ones with red eyes. That eat your flesh.
There are some animals I wouldn't want to see in my garden (random escaped dogs, rats, snakes) but most others are very welcome!
And should also be drowned.
I dig 6 foot deep holes in my backgarden with Stella in the bottom.
Tragically after drowning 37 chavs and 12 NEETS, I accidentally killed one slug.
I bitterly regret the death of this poor innocent gastropod.
Quote: zooo @ April 5 2011, 5:54 PM BSTThere are some animals I wouldn't want to see in my lady garden (random escaped dogs, rats, snakes) but most others are very welcome!
Quite a narrow list there Zooo..
Quote: zooo @ April 5 2011, 5:54 PM BSTThere are some animals I wouldn't want to see in my garden (random escaped dogs, rats, snakes) but most others are very welcome!
I much prefer snakes to squirrels. Some squirrel-eating snakes would be most welcome.
You are a mentalist, my good sir.
Unless you lot have some weird wrong version of squirrels, like you do with some other animals.
Your badgers are all wrong too, if I remember rightly.
Wow, they're huge!
Robyn is starting prep. for potentially the most sexually orientated of her four essays this term. And that was a tough competition.
I hope all this filth hasn't ruined you for life!
Soon you won't even be able to read a Mr Men book without seeing some sexual subtext.
Quote: zooo @ April 5 2011, 5:18 PM BSTWhy don't you want to feed squirrels?
Grey squirrels are just 'orrible vermin.
Hey, these plays are defo rude.
Quote: billwill @ April 5 2011, 6:57 PM BSTGrey squirrels are just 'orrible vermin.
I will never understand this bizarre 'I hate grey squirrels, but awwww, look at the fluffy red squirrels' mentality
THEY LOOK EXACTLY THE SAME.
Racists.
Quote: Scatterbrained Floozy @ April 5 2011, 6:58 PM BSTHey, these plays are defo rude.
Hehe.
Dirty playwrights. They're all sex mad, it's true.
My neighborhood's pests are fox squirrels. https://secure.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/wiki/Fox_squirrel
They drag acorns all over the place, run along my roof and fence and generally act like annoying rats. My cat really wishes he could go outside and eat them.
Quote: zooo @ April 5 2011, 7:22 PM BSTI will never understand this bizarre 'I hate grey squirrels, but awwww, look at the fluffy red squirrels' mentality THEY LOOK EXACTLY THE SAME. Racists. Hehe.
I have a feeling grey squirrels kill red ones and are responsible for decimating the red population.
Well, they're hardly doing it to be arseholes. It's just nature, innit.
Quote: DaButt @ April 5 2011, 7:24 PM BSTMy neighborhood's pests are fox squirrels. https://secure.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/wiki/Fox_squirrel
They drag acorns all over the place, run along my roof and fence and generally act like annoying rats. My cat really wishes he could go outside and eat them.
I've not heard of them.
The pics aren't working for me on that page, so I can't tell for sure if they look the same as our squirrels.
Quote: zooo @ April 5 2011, 7:30 PM BSTWell, they're hardly doing it to be arseholes. It's just nature, innit.
*releases grizzly bear in zooo's bedroom and lets nature take its course*