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Maybe the cat wants you to bite it back?
Kinky.

Ha :D

Quote: zooo @ March 28 2011, 9:45 PM BST

Maybe the cat wants you to bite it back?
Kinky.

I'm not into cat biting.

What ever floats your boat Zooo.

Quote: EllieJP @ March 28 2011, 9:47 PM BST

I'm not into cat biting.

What ever floats your boat Zooo.

Meeeow!

I'm pretty sure she's going to kill me in my sleep. I'm very allergic to her and she tends to try and sleep on my face.

I'm just a natural giver!

Quote: zooo @ March 28 2011, 9:34 PM BST

Ouchy. I hope so too!

Cheers zooo.

If the inventor of Angry Birds were to walk in here now, I would fly at him like a bag of cocks. >:(

FUCKING frustrating game!!!!!

Quote: zooo @ March 28 2011, 4:24 PM BST

Ooooh, fun. What kind of age would you go for, or haven't you planned that bit.

Well, we have a friend who works for an agency that supervises kids with disabilities that have been removed from their homes. Right now there is a 9 month old little boy with Down's Syndrome that has been separated from his family that they are desperate to find a home for. We'd start out as a foster home, with the plans on adopting. I'm super excited. But trying not to get too excited. We need a bigger house!!

Quote: zooo @ March 28 2011, 9:53 PM BST

I'm just a natural giver!

Lucky Aaron!

Ahh, home at last.

Quote: EllieJP @ March 28 2011, 9:53 PM BST

I'm pretty sure she's going to kill me in my sleep. I'm very allergic to her and she tends to try and sleep on my face.

Could some one write an offensive lesbian gag for me I have to go to work

Morning all. Shame to see Kanavan didnt make it through the night.

Highlight of may day.

Registering the Face book page name.

http://www.facebook.com/MeetTheNewmans

F**king hell this is why I started coke.

I'm on public transport for the first time in weeks, and I've forgot my ipod at home. :(

Not good for fellow commuters either.

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