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Ooh, coooool.

I do like a sepia tint.

Quote: Gavin @ March 25 2011, 11:20 AM GMT

I just have glasses that change colour, you know the reacting lense thing.

There is something about those that I hate.

I saw a girl with red contacts in a couple of weeks ago. She was scary sexy.

How do you know they were contacts?

Quote: zooo @ March 25 2011, 1:25 PM GMT

How do you know they were contacts?

:O

Where do you live again?

Mars.

Quote: zooo @ March 25 2011, 2:56 PM GMT

Mars.

Yeah, that is where men are from. Unimpressed

If you believe in a book by a whiny midget.

Quote: zooo @ March 25 2011, 3:03 PM GMT

If you believe in a book by a whiny midget.

[INSERT SEEFACTS JOKE]

:O

Men are from Earth. Women are from Earth, and we'll all die here. Deal with it.

Title of my new book.

I'd read that.

I'd borrow Zooo's copy.

I'd borrow it from the library then realise someone had ripped out the one chapter I needed for an essay. Not that this happened today.

Cor you guys are to kind. Remember that when it hits the shelves ;)

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