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Quote: EllieJP @ March 8 2011, 10:42 PM GMT

I can't come on anymore cause I work stupid long hours and actually have to work.

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Oh no. Ah well. Next!

Quote: EllieJP @ March 8 2011, 10:31 PM GMT

Ellie is missing BCG.

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BCG is missing Ellie...

Quote: sootyj @ March 8 2011, 8:45 PM GMT

You're going to be wanking off salesmen in a travel lodge

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Fingers crossed.

Quote: Leevil @ March 9 2011, 1:52 AM GMT

Fingers crossed.

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Is that some sort of Kama Sutra trick that they like?

try putting it in the trouser press!

COR! (by)

"I AM IRONED MAN."

I suppose you feel a bit 'flat' now?..

My interest is increasing.

All this innuendo about penises and ironing reminds me that my son and daughter used to call each other "penis wrinkle" when they were 7 or 8.

Quote: billwill @ March 9 2011, 12:43 AM GMT

BCG is missing Ellie...

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I second this emotion.

She's given us up for lent.

I have a chest infection.

Here's hoping it doesn't need amputating.