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Quote: zooo @ February 25 2011, 1:25 PM GMT

Easier just to lift a rock in the garden and stick a real one to the paper with sellotape, no?

That won't really work as a prop, Zooo. Plus I HAVE NO GARDEN Teary

Check out this beast!

Image

Mmmmm, Isopods.

Sick

Quote: zooo @ February 25 2011, 1:25 PM GMT

Easier just to lift a rock in the garden and stick a real one to the paper with sellotape, no?

:O Get out, insect abuser!

Quote: zooo @ February 25 2011, 1:31 PM GMT

Sick

He's lovely! Look at his lovely face!

He does have a sweet face.

I expect some people are looking at him and thinking he looks delicious, judging from how many prawn and crab fans we have here.

I don't like his legs or feelers. I do like his face and spiky bum though. Don't think I'd like to eat him.

Can't find my pencil crayons :(

Quote: Rob H @ February 25 2011, 9:05 AM GMT

Good luck! Make sure you do the naughty thing at least one more time. (It's obvious what it is, btw. So you might as well tell us....) Whistling nnocently

I can't today... not available.

Are you shitting in the disabled loo?

Quote: Nat Wicks @ February 25 2011, 2:54 PM GMT

Are you shitting in the disabled loo?

Laughing out loud

I read that as 'on', which was even funnier.

Pervert.

Ellie's the one pooing on toilet seats!

You could stop watching her, though.

Quote: zooo @ February 25 2011, 3:00 PM GMT

Ellie's the one pooing on toilet seats!

I'm not!!!!

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