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Quote: billwill @ February 18 2011, 1:53 AM GMT

Hot roller machines

These sound far more sexy than I suspect they actually are.

Any place I've ever worked that had a machine for laminating was always run by a 300lb woman with more facial hair than my dad. So, yes Tim, they are much more sexy sounding that in reality (unless you are into large funny-smelling women).

Oh, and hi everybody!

Quote: AndreaLynne @ February 18 2011, 3:25 AM GMT

Oh, and hi everybody!

Hello, ma'am. Hope all is well with you and your family.

Quote: Steve Sunshine @ February 18 2011, 12:46 AM GMT

That Friday Quiz I get at work.

oh yeh where the office manager wants to know who stole all the postits

and wrote 'donkey bummers' on the corporate logo

Quote: Oldrocker @ February 18 2011, 12:21 AM GMT

Sorry to hear that BF.

I had a call yesterday to say that the residential home my Mom is in, she's 93, couldn't cope with her anymore and she needs Nursing EMI care now.

It's a living death really.

She would be so embarrassed if she could see herself now.

So sad :(

If you want me to get you some inside info on local EMI homes let me know.

:( Hug For BF and Oldrocker.

Scatters - I had a dream about you last night. You wanted to go for a run in this tiny Welsh Village and asked whether I could drive you there. Which I did. Elliot was walking a black labrador dog and you asked if he could have a lift too. Anyway, the dog went nasty and I basically ended up driving us away from the evil dog. Very surreal.

Ooh. I wonder who or what the evil black dog represented?

*ahem*Chip*ahem*

Laughing out loud

Quote: EllieJP @ February 18 2011, 12:18 PM GMT

Scatters - I had a dream about you last night. You wanted to go for a run in this tiny Welsh Village and asked whether I could drive you there. Which I did. Elliot was walking a black labrador dog and you asked if he could have a lift too. Anyway, the dog went nasty and I basically ended up driving us away from the evil dog. Very surreal.

How spooky. Elliot was chased by a nasty dog the other day, but it was a doberman.

Oooooh weird... (nearly).

Was it cos he was staring at it when it had no clothes on

Maybe...

Has an ulcer on the inside of my lip. It pains!

Laughing out loud

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