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Ladies and gentlemen, Griff's 9000th post...
Quote: Griff @ February 14 2011, 2:16 PM GMTMaybe a jizz apple.
Quote: EllieJP @ February 14 2011, 1:55 PM GMT
I met him out and I seem to remember he kissed really badly - so I'm hoping that was just because he was drunk.
Reminds me of this...check out the Rape Kiss, very funny. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hQkI0zD7k5Y
Quote: chipolata @ February 14 2011, 2:21 PM GMTLadies and gentlemen, Griff's 9000th post...
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Quote: chipolata @ February 14 2011, 2:21 PM GMTLadies and gentlemen, Griff's 9000th post...
Glad I could help you mark the occasion with a dignified post Griff
Now I have to wait for your 10,000th post and skillfully get you to say something about a spunk pear, or a manfat mango or something.
Well I heard he always preferred a
Gay-burn
Golden-shower-delicious
Head's delicious
Pink lady boy
Jazz apples
Think I might have a go at doing some DIY headshots tonight. Just for a giggle. And also because I am vain. And also just in case anyone needs a high-res picture of me for flyer/blog purposes. Or something.
Quote: Nat Wicks @ February 14 2011, 4:10 PM GMTThink I might have a go at doing some DIY headshots tonight. Just for a giggle. And also because I am vain. And also just in case anyone needs a high-res picture of me for flyer/blog purposes. Or something.
Remember the My space esque shot from higher up with pout.
Quote: Nat Wicks @ February 14 2011, 4:10 PM GMTOr something.
I don't think many people look at Readers' Wives any more.
Quote: Gavin @ February 14 2011, 4:15 PM GMTRemember the My space esque shot from higher up with pout.
Haha and my arm/phone in the shot? Sounds great!
No going to get Dan to take a load of shots and set up a DIY soft light screen etc.
Quote: Kevin Murphy @ February 14 2011, 4:17 PM GMTI don't think many people look at Readers' Wives any more.
Quote: Nat Wicks @ February 14 2011, 4:17 PM GMTHaha and my arm/phone in the shot? Sounds great!
No going to get Dan to take a load of shots and set up a DIY soft light screen etc.
Cue the porn-esque music.
No no, none of that nonsense.
I didn't realise library cards were so highly classified. Just took a book back for Lady Leevils and as soon as the librarian found out it wasn't borrowed with my library card she went all Area-51 on me. She informed me there was a fine on the account, but couldn't tell me how much but could tell me it had to be paid or we couldn't get a book out! Oh, no, shock-horror! 
Before I spoke to her, I used the pink scanner square think, it said there is a fine of £2.60. I found a hole in their security. They think the automated machine is helping them, but really it's working for us and one day... one day we will take back the library!!!
SAVE OUR LIBRARIES! ?...