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Was it ever explained to him?

He didn't hang around long enough to find out.

Quote: chipolata @ February 4 2011, 9:56 PM GMT

You've the soul of a scouring pad, zooo!

I just don't waste it on pointless endeavours!

Quote: zooo @ February 4 2011, 9:57 PM GMT

He didn't hang around long enough to find out. I just don't waste it on pointless endeavours!

*shakes head sadly at cactus-hearted zooo's cold words*

WHATEVS.

Quote: zooo @ February 4 2011, 9:55 PM GMT

(We didn't ban lummy by the way, in case anyone thinks we did. He/she left.)

Oh yes. "resigned member"

.....that's what my wife always says to me.

Quote: zooo @ February 4 2011, 10:03 PM GMT

WHATEVS.

No capitals please. Against board rules. Whistling nnocently

Rob is contemplating having a side parting.

Quote: chipolata @ February 4 2011, 9:56 PM GMT

You've the soul of a scouring pad, zooo!

:D

I went out for a walk in the wind earlier, but it wasn't as windy as it sounds.

A walk in the wind does sound a bit windy though.

Quote: Ben @ February 4 2011, 10:42 PM GMT

I went out for a walk in the wind earlier, but it wasn't as windy as it sounds.

That'd be no good for my new side-parting. Lucky there's no wind in the room. Just me, a mirror and a bottle of wine. Plus other furniture and stuff, obviously. But no wind.

Quote: Steve Sunshine @ February 4 2011, 10:44 PM GMT

A walk in the wind does sound a bit windy though.

It was down a windy path too!

Quote: Ben @ February 4 2011, 10:42 PM GMT

I went out for a walk in the wind earlier

I got trapped in an invisible box.

Quote: Ben @ February 4 2011, 10:47 PM GMT

It was down a windy path too!

A back alley?

Ben is poodle rocking.

Quote: Ben @ February 4 2011, 10:48 PM GMT

Ben is poodle rocking.

*waits for sootyj to edit*

Quote: bigfella @ February 4 2011, 10:07 PM GMT

No capitals please. Against board rules. Whistling nnocently

I'm gonna get you. Angry

Quote: zooo @ February 4 2011, 10:54 PM GMT

I'm gonna get you. Angry

I'm sure threats are against the rules too.

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