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Quote: EllieJP @ February 3 2011, 11:01 PM GMT

I'm having a discussion with someone... there is a right side of the bed isn't there? You either sleep on the right or left???

I sleep diagonally across the bed.

Quote: EllieJP @ February 3 2011, 11:01 PM GMT

I'm having a discussion with someone... there is a right side of the bed isn't there? You either sleep on the right or left???

Only if you're sleeping in the same bed as someone else, surely?

No, cause I don't sleep in the middle on my own. I am sleeping on the right side.

Am I the only one who says this?

No!
I sleep on the left side. Whether him indoors is there or not.

Are you in the garden?

Quote: EllieJP @ February 3 2011, 11:08 PM GMT

No, cause I don't sleep in the middle on my own. I am sleeping on the right side. Am I the only one who says this?

Is this your way of telling us the red straw paid off? Eh?

Yep!
I got sent out to do my business.

Quote: chipolata @ February 3 2011, 11:12 PM GMT

Is this your way of telling us the red straw paid off? Eh?

Noooooo. I'm alone. Mr Tie (the bear) sleeps next to me.

Quote: zooo @ February 3 2011, 11:12 PM GMT

Yep!
I got sent out to do my business.

:D

There is no left or right on the bed. You need a frame of reference. For example: I'm facing up.

If you can't even work that out you're a big dumb dumb.

If it's a double bed there's definitely left and right.

Camped out in the Mojave Desert. Shooting pistols and shotguns at bowling pins and drinking beer. Came across a homeless guy with 3 pitbulls, a knife and a hacksaw blade and gave him some beers instead of a belly full of lead.

3 pitbulls!!! No wonder he's homeless.

Quote: keewik @ February 3 2011, 11:25 PM GMT

If it's a double bed there's definitely left and right.

I reckon it's as though you are laying on your back in bed. I always sleep on the right.

Quote: keewik @ February 3 2011, 11:28 PM GMT

3 pitbulls!!! No wonder he's homeless.

It's hard to describe just how remote this area is and how surprised we were to see a human being out here.

Quote: DaButt @ February 3 2011, 11:26 PM GMT

Camped out in the Mojave Desert. Shooting pistols and shotguns at bowling pins and drinking beer. Came across a homeless guy with 3 pitbulls, a knife and a hacksaw blade and gave him some beers instead of a belly full of lead.

Who'd be homeless in the mojave?

Is he begging from cactuses?

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