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Waiting for the oven to heat up, so I can stick some garlic bread on.

Quote: Ben @ January 30 2011, 7:13 PM GMT

Waiting for the oven to heat up, so I can stick some cock in it.

Evening Ben.

Quote: Gavin @ January 30 2011, 7:11 PM GMT

Saved you one.

Good lad. I'll save it til after dinner.

Cold. This is annoying.

The boiler is on, the pilot light is on but for some reason the flame doesn't kick in when you turn the knob like it normally does.

A call to the landlord beckons methinks. :(

Yes, evening it is, Gavin! What time is it in Wales? You're a few hours behind, aren't you?

Quote: Ben @ January 30 2011, 7:23 PM GMT

Yes, evening it is, Gavin! What time is it in Wales? You're a few milenia behind, aren't you?

Racist

Quote: Ben @ January 30 2011, 7:23 PM GMT

Yes, evening it is, Gavin! What time is it in Wales? You're a few hours behind, aren't you?

We operate a special version of time. It's like your time but better.

This weekend I spent more on 1 bottle of wine than I did on the hotel room.

I don't know if that makes me scummy or sophisticated.

Was it Blue Nun?

Heat restored. Switched flicked. Youngest child blamed.

Quote: Ben @ January 30 2011, 10:31 PM GMT

Was it Blue Nun?

Nah, it was Chateauneuf du Pope

Quote: Tuumble @ January 30 2011, 11:18 PM GMT

Youngest child blamed.

Story of my bloody life. :(

Morning y'all.

Quote: AngieBaby @ January 30 2011, 11:54 PM GMT

Nah, it was Chateauneuf du Pope

Thats 5 by 5

du Pope?

Is that a vatician vineyard special?

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