I finished drawing my parrot and turned it into a logo for my hypothetical comedy club.
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Quote: Will Cam @ January 6 2011, 2:22 PM GMTWe are animals
Therefore we are all rapists
Therefore society will collaspe
Therefore the world will endThanks very f**king much David Bussell.
Your throw-a-way post has destroyed humanity.
Oh hush, we're all on out way out in 2012 so let's break some taboos on the way!
Quote: chipolata @ January 6 2011, 4:07 PM GMTChip's annoyed by bigfella's lack of avatar.
I can't do anything right in your eyes today can I.
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Quote: bigfella @ January 6 2011, 5:17 PM GMTI can't do anything right in your eyes today can I.
I need to give my mind a good clean.
My seven year old son Charlie just asked me, "What's your favourite part of the ear?".
From him this is not quite as unusual a question as you might think so I had no qualms in simply pointing to my right earlobe. To this he replied, "Not ear - year!" Ohhh. Obviously me old lug'oles need a good clearing oot.
Just been to the gym and can feel smug until tomorrow lunchtime when Sue brings in cakes for her birthday and then it will of all been for nuffin'! 
Yey! 
I cycled home from work for the first time in 2 weeks. 8.5 miles never seemed so long.
I just celebrated with 2 slices of Terry's Orange and an After Eight.
AN After Eight? One? Singular? That is simply not possible! You are clearly a liar - begone!
Ha, yes one.
One post solves another's problem. The BCG is like some stem cell driven self repairing big bastard.
Quote: chipolata @ January 6 2011, 4:07 PM GMTChip's annoyed by bigfella's lack of avatar.
Quote: Griff @ January 6 2011, 10:15 PM GMT"One wafer-thin mint"
Hmmmm.
I'm drinking a nice cup of tea.
Where's your avatar Bigfella? I don't like the grey man!
I'm thinking I'm going to be stuck covering reception again as I think I've managed to employ another sickly person. I need to go for those big Viking type people with rosy cheeks.
While he was coming in, Chip twisted round to get something out of his Jack Bauer man-bag and agonising pain shot through the trunk of his body. He nearly collapsed in the street. The pain's gone now, though.
In other news, snowmageddon's back.