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Quote: Nat Wicks @ January 1 2011, 11:55 PM GMT

*awaits Sooty reedit*

Life can't be that bad, surely Nat?

Quote: EllieJP @ January 1 2011, 11:57 PM GMT

Yeah come here. Don't sniff my hair this time though... got a bit weird... and I was quite excited.

Hey, that sneaky sniff is one of the main benefits of cunnilingus. Angry

Quote: EllieJP @ January 1 2011, 11:57 PM GMT

Yeah come here. Don't sniff my hair this time though... got a bit weird... and I was quite excited.

It will still smell of smelly hairdye! Unless you used that one that smells of peaches. Mmmmmm.

Quote: Nat Wicks @ January 1 2011, 11:49 PM GMT

Just nipped on to say hello and got utterly distracted by Ellie's beautiful face. Brunette REALLY suits you. Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.

What up Nats.

Quote: Nat Wicks @ January 2 2011, 12:00 AM GMT

It will still smell of smelly hairdye! Unless you used that one that smells of peaches. Mmmmmm.

Smells okay actually.

Quote: EllieJP @ January 1 2011, 11:16 PM GMT

Here ya go... judge for yourself.

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oooh... Yummy...

Lovey Lovey Lovey Geek

Quote: EllieJP @ January 1 2011, 11:16 PM GMT

Here ya go... judge for yourself.

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I preferred you blonde.

Hellooooo pretty lady. :)

I still have a cold, which hasn't made celebrating the new year easy. :(

Bloody Hell - Red.

It doesn't take a lot to confuse me.

F**k! I hate travelling coach! Tried to get on my coach today, but he wouldn't let me on because I didn't confirm my return journey! The local office and help line have been closed for days!!! Arghhhh!!! F**k you National Express. Twats.

So National Express isn't the efficient, luxurious experience everybody makes it out to be?

They're f**king knob-ends. They have often left the bus stop too early. Their record was 30 minutes too early, the f**kers! There is only one coach a day here so if I miss it, I'm stuck. Luckily I'm staying at my Dads for Christmas.

Quote: Will Cam @ January 1 2011, 8:19 PM GMT

Mr Kipling makes exceedingly fat bastards.

Indeed. I did at least wait till my elevenses today before scoffing it. Now I'm WATCHING my 7 year old on MY Wii Fit (which I've set up but not used since my birthday on Thursday). :)

Note: Christmas is officially over for me tomorrow night - I shall start on the healthy stuff then...maybe...

Oh, just seen Ellie's pic. Whew!

You're stunning - don't let anyone else tell you otherwise

bored.

I think I prefer Ellie blonde. I mean, the new hair looks good, but it doesn't suit her colouring as well.

In other news: I just experienced a power cut for the first time in years. I tried going to sleep as I was so bored, but then the power came back on.

Quote: EllieJP @ January 1 2011, 11:51 PM GMT

Oh, so now I don't look nice... it's the spirits talking. :(

Now I'm sober, you still look nice.
My hair's that colour too.

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