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Quote: Rob H @ January 1 2011, 7:09 PM GMTPoor, traumatised baby. Incidentally, Rob is having a baby. Well, Rob's wife is really, but he did all the hard work. Yes Chip, I have just told everyone just to piss on your chips.
The baby I spent time with f**ked off at the end of the day. You're going to be lumbered with your baby for years and years. How'd you like those peey chips, H! 
Quote: zooo @ January 1 2011, 7:16 PM GMTOoooooooooh!
Exactly.
Quote: Rob H @ January 1 2011, 7:09 PM GMTIncidentally, Rob is having a baby. Well, Rob's wife is really, but he did all the hard work.
Congratulations, Rob!
Quote: chipolata @ January 1 2011, 7:18 PM GMTThe baby I spent time with f**ked off at the end of the day. You're going to be lumbered with your baby for years and years. How'd you like those peey chips, H!
Nah, well I've already got one wallet-parasite, so my life's already ruined. *wipes pee of chips and chews thoughtfully*
Quote: Scatterbrained Floozy @ January 1 2011, 7:22 PM GMTCongratulations, Rob!
Thanks Scats.
How old is the other one?
Quote: zooo @ January 1 2011, 7:24 PM GMTHow old is the other one?
6. So I've waited until I've got my life back before f**king it up again. 
He's sat gaping open-mouthed at Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban at the moment. That's me boy.
Congrats Rob, your nob works!
Off to watch Primeval...
Quote: Leevil @ January 1 2011, 7:30 PM GMTCongrats Rob, your nob works!
You're obsessed with my nob, Lee.
But yes, it (and asssociated equipment) does. 
What can I say, it's a hobby 
Congrats Rob.
I have eaten an apple pie. One remains. If I eat the last one too it mean that I will have eaten all six in the pack inside 24 hours. Is this gluttony, a fast track way to obesity or just good old fashioned common sense?
you poor bastard Rob. >_<
Quote: Tuumble @ January 1 2011, 8:09 PM GMTI have eaten an apple pie. One remains. If I eat the last one too it mean that I will have eaten all six in the pack inside 24 hours. Is this gluttony, a fast track way to obesity or just good old fashioned common sense?
Really, if you've eaten 5 you may as well go for the full 6.
You can *just* about still use 'well it is Chriatmas' as an excuse.