I had to scroll down this page very quickly as I am sat next to both of my parents. Thanks guys.
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Quote: Ben @ December 19 2010, 7:09 PM GMTStill the pornhub fan, Ellie?
*checks*
Beeg & Haporn is good too. 
Quote: Ben @ December 19 2010, 7:21 PM GMTThey never seem to get any new stuff though. I've 'worn' it all out.
I don't pay, so I have to put up with the first page of stuff. No choice.
Quote: Scatterbrained Floozy @ December 19 2010, 7:24 PM GMTI had to scroll down this page very quickly as I am sat next to both of my parents. Thanks guys.
Sorry Scatts.
I don't pay and certainly get more than the front page.
Quote: Nil Putters @ December 19 2010, 7:24 PM GMTBeeg & Haporn is good too.
Thanks, Nil.
Quote: EllieJP @ December 19 2010, 7:25 PM GMTI don't pay, so I have to put up with the first page of stuff. No choice.
It's a bitch, isn't it?
Is Nat Wicks a confirmed porn-fiend as well now?!
I wouldn't say fiend.
Ben has just started playing Angry Birds.
Quote: Ben @ December 19 2010, 7:35 PM GMTBen has just started dating Angry Birds.
Alfie?
Ben is off to soup the night away.
Ellie thinks she might be coming down with something.
Cat AIDS, most likely.
I did snog Nat, so quite likely.
Quote: Ben @ December 19 2010, 7:48 PM GMTBen is off to soup the night away.
What does this mean?
Quote: EllieJP @ December 19 2010, 8:21 PM GMTI did snog Nat, so quite likely.
Quote: bigfella @ December 19 2010, 8:21 PM GMTWhat does this mean?
"Soup" is the name of one of these newfangled legal highs.
Ben thinks he's being big and clever, but it'll all end in tears.