Here's another...
LAMP
A lamp is very useful
It brightens up a room
You still have to be careful
And not use it as a broom
That's ma girl! 
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That's brilliant
Quote: sootyj @ December 16 2010, 10:38 PM GMTFab
except this may be the moment the career of Sootyj the poet ended..
She's not allowed to swear yet so don't give up mate.
The girl has talent, I don't hence
Sootyj is the most poetic c**t
Words full of bile piss
For needless offence take a punt
Or else his arse kiss
But in poetry he's the worst runt
Talentless motherf**ker he is
After days of boring data transcription, Billwill can't get his company accounts to balance.
Yet.
Just ate some bread that was so stale it hurt me teeth it did! Was a good sarnie though
Quote: Tuumble @ December 16 2010, 10:39 PM GMTHere's another...
LAMP
A lamp is very useful
It brightens up a room
You still have to be careful
And not use it as a broom
That's ma girl!
Yeah, yeah... put it in Critique and see how it goes down.
Robyn is going out for Christmasness with her friends today...at Pizza Express...She hopes they don't mind us pulling crackers.
Haha!
Photo of you wearing the paper hat at Pizza Express please.
Probably! I am waiting on one of me wearing tinsel and being a reindeer.
I look forward to them all! 
The kid opposite just wrote 'evade Boy mum' on the wall of his house with snow.
What can this mean?
I'm hungry.
Is Sarah Millican preggers?
Or is that a really unflattering dress.
Could be either. Haven't seen the pics. She did inexplicably buy a tiny pair of baby jeans last year, so maye she's brooding.