Quote: bigfella @ December 15 2010, 5:48 PM GMTNo I'm pretty sure that it doesn't
But if he was from Nazzareth and the son of two jews......
Or ONE Jew and an Angel?
I have seen pictures of sculptures of black angels.
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Quote: billwill @ December 15 2010, 6:09 PM GMTOr ONE Jew and an Angel?
I have seen pictures of sculptures of black angels.
Good point.
I'm going on the Jesus is real, but isn't the son of God theory.
What?
what would Zombie Jesus do?
Looks a bit like The Grinch.
Looks like the Crypt Keeper.
Shakespeare's zombie?
Feeling inspired. Have come up with a concept for a series of comedy shorts that I'm going to work on developing with Dan. Quite excited about the idea.
Ooh. What does Dan do anyway?
Nothing exciting- works in the call centre of the commission I work for.
Quote: Nat Wicks @ December 15 2010, 6:03 PM GMTDon't ask Sooty, he's Jewish so he'll probably just murder Jesus or something.
For the last time we were playing truth or dare.
He went for a dare.
His dare was being crucified.
Those are the breaks.
It's his own fault really. He should have listened to his tingling JesusSense.
As for race of Jesus official Catholic teaching is it's irrelevant. His image should be shown to reflect the country where he is being worshiped (e.g. black in Africa, white in Europe, orange in Newcastle).
The stories are edited versions of myths, parables etc of the time. So he can switch from being black to Asian (one thing he probably wasn't was white).
More to the point he's representative where his "Jesusness" was separate from his physical body. So he may have been black but he wasn't black.
As for his parents it is hinted Joseph married Mary after the Holy Spirit came over her. Or it may be that Joseph was inhabited by the holy spirit.
Either way not really important. It's what not who Jesus was.
Can I make a joke about a Giraffe rapist now?
Quote: sootyj @ December 15 2010, 7:30 PM GMTAs for race of Jesus official Catholic teaching is it's irrelevant. His image should be shown to reflect the country where he is being worshiped (e.g. black in Africa, white in Europe, orange in Newcastle).
Teehee.