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It was beautiful in the dark! Fuppin cold like.

Quote: Nat Wicks @ December 8 2010, 3:59 PM GMT

Killing some time on the intywebs in the brum office. then I have nothing to do. Might wander round Birming city centre. Check out the Bull Ring. Then get sad and lonely and watch The Apprentice.

Dont ever Ever ever call the Apprentice sad

I lived in Brum and I can't think of one thing to suggest is that more daening of me or Brum?

I've just realised I'm still wearing my glasses after driving.

The reason I know. Everything on the BCG isn't blurred.

Ellie has had a long day at work and is now having a glass of wine waiting for dinner and The Apprentice.

Robyn is watching Phil and Kirstie's Christmas, and would like to spend her days doing craft and leisurely reading books, rather than doing essays/essay plans.

You can do that one day, when you're a rich poet.

I effin' love craft

I'm watching that too. I want to decorate my house nowwwwwwwwwwww.

I'm watching Raising Hope.

Quote: zooo @ December 8 2010, 8:43 PM GMT

You can do that one day, when you're a rich poet.

Haha! Maybe I will!

I need to think of something to get for our mini Christmas party on Friday. I have been assigned as the person to get crackers, but where can I get nice, cheap ones?

Shit.

Now I've got my glasses on I realise that Zooo's Avatar isn't really her!

Quote: zooo @ December 8 2010, 8:43 PM GMT

a rich poet.

Is there such a thing?

Quote: Matthew Stott @ December 8 2010, 9:04 PM GMT

Is there such a thing?

Dead ones.

Great. Thanks guys. Unimpressed

I'll just sell my soul writing advert jingles and greeting cards.

Quote: Scatterbrained Floozy @ December 8 2010, 8:48 PM GMT

Haha! Maybe I will!

I need to think of something to get for our mini Christmas party on Friday. I have been assigned as the person to get crackers, but where can I get nice, cheap ones?

They have boxes of mini ones in Poundland!
They might not meet your definition of 'nice' though, and no idea what's in them.

Quote: bigfella @ December 8 2010, 8:48 PM GMT

Shit.

Now I've got my glasses on I realise that Zooo's Avatar isn't really her!

But it isssssss!
Maow.

There's loads of rich poets! And you can be poet laureate.

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