Quote: Scatterbrained Floozy @ December 3 2010, 6:04 PM GMTRobyn just managed to drop her phone in the road. A car drove over it.
Oh dear. That's TWO phones gone from my acquaintances in two days. Another friend had hers nicked on the tube.
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Quote: chipolata @ December 3 2010, 6:06 PM GMTI've just been attacked by a dog! I was walking home, minding my own business, when a woman passed with her alsation. "It's all right!" she called to me as it bounded towards me. "He won't bite!"
Next thing you know, he's swinging from my arm, growling, and the woman's going off her rocker at him. "GET OFF HIM!! GET OFF HIM!" she kept shouting.
Shoot them all.
And their pets.
It's working, but bent, for now.
Quote: chipolata @ December 3 2010, 6:06 PM GMTI've just been attacked by a dog! I was walking home, minding my own business, when a woman passed with her alsation. "It's all right!" she called to me as it bounded towards me. "He won't bite!"
Next thing you know, he's swinging from my arm, growling, and the woman's going off her rocker at him. "GET OFF HIM!! GET OFF HIM!" she kept shouting.
On top of my fall on Tuesday, it's been quite a week.
Well if you will go around dressed like a big cat what do you expect.
I've always reckoned Alsations (german shepherds) are the least reliable/controllable dogs, ever since I was bitten in the rump by one when I was a child. They get excited too easily.
Quote: chipolata @ December 3 2010, 6:06 PM GMTI've just been attacked by a dog! I was walking home, minding my own business, when a woman passed with her alsation. "It's all right!" she called to me as it bounded towards me. "He won't bite!"
Next thing you know, he's swinging from my arm, growling, and the woman's going off her rocker at him. "GET OFF HIM!! GET OFF HIM!" she kept shouting.
On top of my fall on Tuesday, it's been quite a week.
Jaysus! Are you alright?
Quote: billwill @ December 3 2010, 6:10 PM GMTI've always reckoned Alsations (german shepherds) are the least reliable/controllable dogs, ever since I was bitten in the rump by one when I was a child. They get excited too easily.
Maybe you've just got a very exciting rump, Billwill? 
If it had been summer he'd have broken the skin. Fortunately I was in my long black coat.
That dog would have been an ex-dog if it had happened to me.
Quote: Nat Wicks @ December 3 2010, 6:11 PM GMTJaysus! Are you alright?
Oh yeah. Nasty bastards, though, dogs. That's why I prefer cats.
Poor Robyn! A new phone for Christmas I think.
And poor chip! Did you kick it in the nethers?
I don't need a new one as long as it keeps working. *prays*
It's just yet another thing to go wrong.
Quote: zooo @ December 3 2010, 6:18 PM GMTAnd poor chip! Did you kick it in the nethers?
I couldn't kick it as it was on my arm! She dragged it off anyway. And she seemed nice enough. Not a chav with a pitbull.
The dog had better go and get a jab now!
I have two dogs and I simply can't understand why people would let them off a lead.
Mine are both as soft as grease. But they are dogs and you simply don't know what they might do!
Quote: bigfella @ December 3 2010, 6:32 PM GMTThe dog had better go and get a jab now!
That's the kind of comment I expect from a man who'd cheerfully let his family freeze to death! 
Matthew has agreed to go into work on a Saturday. Idiot.
Oh I didn't do it cheerfully.
And clearly you haven't tried dealing with British Gas recently.
So what did you do to the woman?