Ah, was it a stalling technique?
Quote: Scatterbrained Floozy @ December 3 2010, 3:59 PM GMTI'd take a photo to show you but then Elliot might see!
Aw!
Could order him not to look.
Is it a funny shape or anything?
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It's...a shape...It's slightly obvious.
It's a grand piano isn't it!
Quote: Scatterbrained Floozy @ December 3 2010, 4:02 PM GMTIt's...a shape...It's slightly obvious.
Phallus shape knowing R Elliot. 
I guess I should stop procrastinating. I have to write an essay plan. I HATE essay plans, but my tutor for one of my modules is being insistent.
I want a grand piano! I'd have nowhere to put it though.
That sentence also works for Leevil's rude interpretation, oo er.
Quote: Scatterbrained Floozy @ December 3 2010, 4:42 PM GMTI guess I should stop procrastinating. I have to write an essay plan. I HATE essay plans, but my tutor for one of my modules is being insistent.
I am doing an essay plan to procrastinate!
No, you're not! You're on here!
"Rushdie doesn't seek to reinvent the colonial period, nor the problems after it but to capture them as the story of a people"
Actual words from an actual essay plan!
There are bullet points as well and everything!
Mine is just "sex...sex...no sex..."
I'm so tempted to make that dodgy but I respect the forum too much. God knows why though.
It's quite dodgy anyway.
Quote: zooo @ December 3 2010, 4:07 PM GMTIt's a grand piano isn't it!
Or a bicycle?
Robyn just managed to drop her phone in the road. A car drove over it.
Quote: Scatterbrained Floozy @ December 3 2010, 6:04 PM GMTRobyn just managed to drop her phone in the road. A car drove over it.
Does it still work?
I've just been attacked by a dog! I was walking home, minding my own business, when a woman passed with her alsation. "It's all right!" she called to me as it bounded towards me. "He won't bite!"
Next thing you know, he's swinging from my arm, growling, and the woman's going off her rocker at him. "GET OFF HIM!! GET OFF HIM!" she kept shouting.
On top of my fall on Tuesday, it's been quite a week.