Snow clouds fleeing back to Russia
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Can anyone tell me how to turn off the snow?
Yes, you have to go out and dance in it.
Bigfella seems to have found a solution he might loan his curtain rod?
£100 a go!
OK, I've tried dancing, but it didn't work. Maybe I should have had clothes on? There was also an element of rod-waving.
Put your cock away. It never works.
Quote: bigfella @ December 2 2010, 4:01 PM GMT
I've just re-read it. Yes it does.
But...HELP! Does anyone have an answer? I can't bear ringing Sky in Mumbai.
Check your cable from the dish that it is securely plugged into the Sky box (wriggle it a bit) and check that mains power is getting to the skybox and that the batteries in your hand controller have not died.
If you can get close to the dish (though this is unlikely) try squirting some windscreen de-icing fluid at the dish, but avoid getting it onto the LNB (the electronic gizmo at the focus of the dish) as it might penetrate & wreck it.
Robyn is really, really angry.
Uh oh. What's happened?
What did you say to Boris Johnsons when you were a police negotiator?
Quote: bigfella @ December 2 2010, 6:12 PM GMTPut your cock away. It never works.
Didn't work
Quote: Scatterbrained Floozy @ December 2 2010, 6:23 PM GMTRobyn is really, really angry.
Wassssup? (c)?
Bob Monkhouse still not returning my calls.
Have you considered visiting him in person?
Drinkng Kopperberg pear cider and watching chimps on telly. Brilliant.