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Quote: EllieJP @ November 25 2010, 3:02 PM GMT

my Dad is feeding me tonight.

A truly perverse image.

Quote: Veronica Vestibule @ November 25 2010, 4:16 PM GMT

A truly perverse image.

Only in your mind.

can't be arsed to work tonighttttttt

Quote: Nat Wicks @ November 25 2010, 3:32 PM GMT

I'm going to stay and risk it. If it's that bad I can always leave at lunchtime tomorrow.

Good Girl. Land of Hope and Glory and all that.

Quote: Gavin @ November 25 2010, 3:32 PM GMT

F**k em. No one would put them selves out for you so gotta look out for self.

You'll have to come to one my talks Mr Gavala.

I could pick on you to do my rucksack demo....you'd like that. :)

Quote: bigfella @ November 25 2010, 6:28 PM GMT

You'll have to come to one my talks Mr Gavala.

I could pick on you to do my rucksack demo....you'd like that. :)

Laughing out loud Laughing out loud I get the feeling I'm gonna get lumbered with a bloody big heavy rucksack

Spot on my friend. But its even better than that - you get to do in my old suit!

I knew you'd be pleased

Quote: bigfella @ November 25 2010, 7:10 PM GMT

Spot on my friend. But its even better than that - you get to do in my old suit!

I knew you'd be pleased

Cool! So I get to pretend to be you?

Quote: billwill @ November 25 2010, 2:03 PM GMT

You can live at least 3 weeks on water alone. There was a story in the Metro yesterday about a woman in Paris who accidentally locked herself in her bathroom and despite knocking on the walls at night it was 3 weeks before the police broke in and rescued her.

Here's the story: http://www.metro.co.uk/weird/848178-woman-stuck-in-bathroom-for-three-weeks-finally-saved

Coo.. They have two ! http://www.metro.co.uk/weird/35595-happy-end-to-iguana-penis-saga

Bedtime. Wave

Night Putters.

Morning Gavlah!

Morning All.

Quote: bigfella @ November 26 2010, 7:32 AM GMT

Morning All.

Wave

Can't stop, off to work now fella.

I'm sorry about that Mr Putters.

Have fun.

Chip's wearing his big coat for the first time this winter, so he has to make sure it doesn't get caught in any whirring machinery and drag him to his doom.

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