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Quote: bigfella @ November 24 2010, 6:44 PM GMT

So much wasted time.

:(

Malcolm Muggeridge - one of the finest prose writers you'll ever find, TV personality, editor of Punch, a British intelligence officer during WW2, a newspaper correspondent in Russia under Stalin, and the man who introduced Mother Teresa to the world - wrote his autobiography under the title 'Chronicles of a Wasted Life'.

The title was changed pre-publication to 'Chronicles of Wasted Time' but MM preferred the original.

You're not alone, I assure you.

I just said to my brother "Why couldn't you have been still born?" Thank jibjibs my family get my sense of humour.

You should save saying things like that till after Christmas.

Oh, and it's his birthday.

Ha!

It made sense in context :( I was telling him off for making me feel old by turning 17.

You're only about 22 or something aren't you?

(Actually don't have a clue. Can never remember ages.)

24. I don't like my brother being older than 5.

Haha, is that how you think of him in your head?

Quote: Nat Wicks @ November 24 2010, 8:32 PM GMT

24. I don't like my brother being older than 5.

is he a midget?

Quote: zooo @ November 24 2010, 8:34 PM GMT

Haha, is that how you think of him in your head?

Yes. That's how old he should be. I don't like his bumfluff moustache :(

Quote: sootyj @ November 24 2010, 8:38 PM GMT

is he a midget?

*deflates*

It is so lovely and snowy outside :) It's been going most of the day. It's settling and everything.

You lucky lucky person.

Well, no one else here. Right. I had better go myself then...

Huh?

*slams door*

It is so snowy in the north east. It's been going all night doesn't look like it's gonna let up! The Angel of the North looked lovely in all of the snow :)

stuck on a delayed train at the moment though.

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