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Quote: Nil Putters @ October 17 2008, 7:17 PM BSTADRIAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ONE MORE ROUND!
*stays down*
Going down? Way hey, lucky Julia! 
Quote: Aaron @ October 17 2008, 7:07 PM BSTMake him listen to them ... or you'll never suck his cock again.
Don't be stupid Aaron!
Elliot and Robyn are like Barbie and Action man. They don't have bits, just moulded plastic. 
Thanks for that, Rubes, I think...?
I'm not sure of my suitability to be a Barbie, in any case!
She didn't say which one of you was Barbie.
Ha!
I have a friend who doesn't like the idea of me doing anything sexual because they like to think I'm innocent and I'm like one of those "Love is...." kids! When people make a sexual joke about me he says "Roo doesn't have bits, she just has a flower where each bit should be"....
Foxglove?
Quote: zooo @ October 17 2008, 8:07 PM BSTShe didn't say which one of you was Barbie.
Quote: RubyMae - Glamourous Snowdrop at large. @ October 17 2008, 8:07 PM BSTI have a friend who doesn't like the idea of me doing anything sexual because they like to think I'm innocent and I'm like one of those "Love is...." kids! When people make a sexual joke about me he says "Roo doesn't have bits, she just has a flower where each bit should be"....
I saw a "Love is..." poster on the Tube once, yeeeeears ago, and someone had scrawled underneath "hard without genitals".
Probably the most witty thing I have ever seen in public.
I don't have any top graffti stories but my friend used to work in Maccy ds when she was at college and girls used to kiss the tiles. They would apply lipstick and then blot it on the tiles. She got really sick of cleaning it off so one day she just dunked the mop in the toilet and washed it off the tiles that way so the next time the girls did it, they were basically snogging toilet cleaner.
Quote: Aaron @ October 17 2008, 8:18 PM BSTI saw a "Love is..." poster on the Tube once, yeeeeears ago, and someone had scrawled underneath "hard without genitals".
Probably the most witty thing I have ever seen in public.
That's good.
My favorite is still something scrawled above a urinal in a coffee shop back home it said "I had sex with your mom" and underneath somebody else had written "Dad I told you to go home your drunk".
Ha!