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Quote: Nat Wicks @ November 8 2010, 4:27 PM GMT

I have been here since 8:20, so I'm allowed.

Don't try and justify it with facts :P

Quote: zooo @ November 8 2010, 4:28 PM GMT

Today is moving MEGA slowly.

Which I suppose is good in a way, I don't want to do tomorrow.

Whats tomorrow?

I'm freaking out about the gig tomorrow. I shouldn't have asked for it at such short notice. Material is not up to scratch.

:( It'll be ok Nat!!

Quote: Nat Wicks @ November 8 2010, 7:40 PM GMT

I'm freaking out about the gig tomorrow. I shouldn't have asked for it at such short notice. Material is not up to scratch.

(HANDS NAT A BOX OF PING-PONG BALLS, WITH A NOTE THAT READS 'IF ALL ELSE FAILS')

Quote: Gavin @ November 8 2010, 7:46 PM GMT

:( It'll be ok Nat!!

And what evidence are you basing that assertion on, Gav? Errr

Quote: Lucius Malfoy @ November 8 2010, 7:46 PM GMT

(HANDS NAT A BOX OF PING-PONG BALLS, WITH A NOTE THAT READS 'IF ALL ELSE FAILS')

:D

Quote: Tim Walker @ November 8 2010, 7:53 PM GMT

And what evidence are you basing that assertion on, Gav? Errr

It's what I understand is the socially accepted response.

Quote: Nat Wicks @ November 8 2010, 7:40 PM GMT

I'm freaking out about the gig tomorrow. I shouldn't have asked for it at such short notice. Material is not up to scratch.

Why not just get really drunk before you go on? It always worked for me!* :)

(*the getting drunk part, not the getting-any-laughs-when-drunk part... actually, the whole getting drunk part didn't really work very well either... forget I said anything...)

Quote: Lucius Malfoy @ November 8 2010, 7:46 PM GMT

(HANDS NAT A BOX OF PING-PONG BALLS, WITH A NOTE THAT READS 'IF ALL ELSE FAILS')

Laughing out loud

Actually I feel better now, I've cut a bit out and I've decided to just do a 5 minute spot instead. With that minute or so removed it's a MUCH better set, and has a decent ammount of (hopefully) funny bits. I've calmed down now.

Quote: Gavin @ November 8 2010, 7:54 PM GMT

It's what I understand is the socially accepted response.

:D

Right. Off to Tenerife for a few days, to lie by a pool and find things to complain about in a loud voice. Which reminds me, could someone please write a long, unfocused, negative review of the opening episode of How Not To Live Your Life, as I'll be away? Cheers. ;) Wave

Shock departure! Have fun! Don't get skin cancer/robbed/scammed/molested!

Thanks, Nat... I take on board the skin cancer thing, but in my experience there's no way I've got a chance of being molested unless I accept being robbed & scammed first... :(

Naaaw, well have fun anyway :)

Indeed have fun Dr Tim.

So. Here we are again then.

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