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Any gypsies that I've ever heard of around here have always been of Eastern European origin.

Quote: Lee Henman @ November 6 2010, 10:37 PM GMT

I've had my strong drink, sterilized the scissors, and now I'm about to numb a wart thing on my chin with an ice cube and chop the bastard off. Again. I did it a few months ago but it grew back. If I bleed to death it's my GP's fault - he told me to ignore it the f**king dick. Wish me luck.

I used to self-operate on my ingrowing toenails when I was a teenager. It was disgusting but the relief was good! Didn't use any sterilizing either. Quick rinse under the tap and three weeks later my foot feel off. Nah, only messing. I got septicemia...

Quote: AndreaLynne @ November 6 2010, 11:20 PM GMT

Any gypsies that I've ever heard of around here have always been of Eastern European origin.

Typical American! Blaming poor old Europe for everything, even their scary thinner-cursing gypsies!

Quote: AndreaLynne @ November 6 2010, 10:42 PM GMT

I threaten to sell my kids to gypsies when they are bad...what scares them the most is the clothes and the prospect of having to play a tambourine.

you know the gypsies tell their kids the samething about your family?

Quote: Lee Henman @ November 6 2010, 10:37 PM GMT

I've had my strong drink, sterilized the scissors, and now I'm about to numb a wart thing on my chin with an ice cube and chop the bastard off. Again. I did it a few months ago but it grew back. If I bleed to death it's my GP's fault - he told me to ignore it the f**king dick. Wish me luck.

I had a wart or something similar on my knees for years, and I got rid of it was a veruca sticker and about three days! If you can put up with it, it sounds less hideous than your technique.

Quote: sootyj @ November 6 2010, 11:25 PM GMT

you know the gypsies tell their kids the samething about your family?

Those kids should be scared! :D

ello?

I'm singin along to Queen very loudly. :)

I think that is the only way one can sing along to Queen.

:D

Fat Bottom Girls!

My kids like Another One Bites the Dust and Crazy Little Thing Called Love the best.

They are some cool kids. :)

I used to do the I Want To Break Free video when I was a kid forced to hoover up. Although I never dressed in drag, unfortunately.

That is a shame. My daughter is always trying to recruit the boys into being her back up dancers for Single Ladies. They're not very...well, let's just say that none of them have a future in dance.

Hah! Even better.

Off to Guatemala. Back in a jiffy.

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