Quote: Chappers @ November 6 2010, 10:23 PM GMTHow can anything be TOO slutty?
If you are overweight and it fits incorrectly...use your imagination Dave.
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Quote: AndreaLynne @ November 6 2010, 10:24 PM GMTIf you are overweight and it fits incorrectly...use your imagination Dave.
He might be some time. 
Some are just so skin-tight and short.
Paris Hilton
Stupid F**king Whore(the song!)
Billwill's boiler has packed up and it is getting coooooooold.
Quote: Scatterbrained Floozy @ November 6 2010, 10:28 PM GMTSome are just so skin-tight and short.
You're not convincing me.
Quote: AndreaLynne @ November 6 2010, 10:24 PM GMTIf you are overweight and it fits incorrectly...use your imagination Dave.
Nope.Sorry!
Just trust us.
I've had my strong drink, sterilized the scissors, and now I'm about to numb a wart thing on my chin with an ice cube and chop the bastard off. Again. I did it a few months ago but it grew back. If I bleed to death it's my GP's fault - he told me to ignore it the f**king dick. Wish me luck.
Quote: billwill @ November 6 2010, 10:34 PM GMTBillwill's boiler has packed up and it is getting coooooooold.
! *tea*
Quote: Nat Wicks @ November 6 2010, 9:16 PM GMTI was bored and it entertained me for about 30 minutes.
I have an alternative one I might use.
Just realised how much you look like Bjork in your avatar Nat.
Quote: Lee Henman @ November 6 2010, 10:37 PM GMTI've had my strong drink, sterilized the scissors, and now I'm about to numb a wart thing on my chin with an ice cube and chop the bastard off. Again. I did it a few months ago but it grew back. If I bleed to death it's my GP's fault - he told me to ignore it the f**king dick. Wish me luck.
Stop bitching and get it done.
Quote: Lee Henman @ November 6 2010, 10:37 PM GMTI've had my strong drink, sterilized the scissors, and now I'm about to numb a wart thing on my chin with an ice cube and chop the bastard off. Again. I did it a few months ago but it grew back. If I bleed to death it's my GP's fault - he told me to ignore it the f**king dick. Wish me luck.
My nan says you should sell warts to gypsies. Not quite sure how you go about that, though.
I threaten to sell my kids to gypsies when they are bad...what scares them the most is the clothes and the prospect of having to play a tambourine.
Robyn just found a perfect piece of criticism for an essay!
Quote: AndreaLynne @ November 6 2010, 10:42 PM GMTI threaten to sell my kids to gypsies when they are bad...what scares them the most is the clothes and the prospect of having to play a tambourine.
Having read Thinner, American gypsies are much scarier than British ones.