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Quote: Matthew Stott @ November 5 2010, 12:03 AM GMT

What's so odd about people drinking on trains? You can drink on planes.

They were about 15 and had a 6-pack in a plastic bag.

Quote: DaButt @ November 5 2010, 12:32 AM GMT

They were about 15 and had a 6-pack in a plastic bag.

Stop trying to kill our kids buzz!

Quote: chipolata @ November 4 2010, 10:15 PM GMT

Eating and drinking in cinemas shouldn't be allowed.

Most definitely this.

Quote: DaButt @ November 4 2010, 10:37 PM GMT

Spanky the Boston terrier just licked my brain through my ear hole and then French kissed me when I opened my mouth to protest. Sick

And then Spanky's cock just FELL into your mouth, right?

Drinking straws shouldn't be allowed in cinemas but general drinking isn't so bad. But I don't care anyway as I rarely never go to the cinema.

I get annoyed when I've wasted time DL a bad film, never mind paying £8 to see the bugger.

Quote: Lee Henman @ November 5 2010, 2:53 AM GMT

And then Spanky's cock just FELL into your mouth, right?

I don't know what you guys do for fun on that side of the Atlantic but it certainly doesn't happen over here. Sick

Quote: Leevil @ November 5 2010, 2:53 AM GMT

Drinking straws shouldn't be allowed in cinemas but general drinking isn't so bad.

I don't drink my beer with a straw so I don't think I've ever annoyed anyone. Theaters are so damn loud these days that I could probably smash the bottles without bothering the other patrons.

I meant kids drinking milkshakes n such other type novelty drinks that require them to do that sucking noise getting every last drop off the bottom :P

I've found that once you get rid of kids (anyone under 21 or so) the cinema can be very quiet and enjoyable. Nothing's worse than a weekend show with a bunch of obnoxious teens. A few of our theaters have 18-and-up screening rooms complete with a bar outside the door.

Quote: DaButt @ November 5 2010, 2:59 AM GMT

I don't know what you guys do for fun on that side of the Atlantic but it certainly doesn't happen over here. Sick

:D
You haven't seen Texas Terriers Tongue Action 3? It's a classic! Smarmy

Quote: Leevil @ November 5 2010, 2:53 AM GMT

I rarely never go to the cinema.

I can't stand cinema for lots of reasons, the main one being that in order to tolerate the experience at all, my level of interest in the film has to be greater than the level of discomfort in my ass; and this rarely happens.

So it's great to find another 'cinema-intolerant', since usually people are amazed that I could actually not enjoy cinema.

I don't like the cinema. People eating is the least of it, there's also mobile phones going off, people talking, and all the other inconsiderate shit people do nowadays. I'll wait for the DVD thank you very much.

I've made another of my Dad Rant! blog posts. It's a tale of ineffective yet excessive packing, fractious children with weak bladders and getting lost on unfamiliar one-way systems...

http://dadrant.wordpress.com/2010/11/05/the-half-term-that-was-part-3-%E2%80%93-howay-to-haworth/

Visions of DaButt as a beer based vigilante pushing his wheely bin of brew onto a train

Quote: sootyj @ November 5 2010, 8:26 AM GMT

Visions of DaButt as a beer based vigilante pushing his wheely bin of brew onto a train

Laughing out loud Laughing out loud

You should join my team of beer based vigilantes. Thinking of calling ourselves the

Intoxicated Avengers.

Ellie is here.

Quote: EllieJP @ November 5 2010, 9:23 AM GMT

Ellie is here.

Ok.

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