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If anybody's interested, I just did a big diarrhoea.

(Oh, and btw, https://www.comedy.co.uk/forums/thread/18955/)

I'm sorry everyone, I will stop telling you all when I do an illness

I just talked to a really pretty girl in my lunch break....Unusual.

Quote: Kevin Murphy @ November 3 2010, 1:47 PM GMT

If anybody's interested, I just did a big diarrhoea. A
nd then I ate it all up with a spoon nom nom nom

(Oh, and btw, https://www.comedy.co.uk/forums/thread/18955/)

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That really won't help

Quote: Kevin Murphy @ November 3 2010, 1:47 PM GMT

If anybody's interested, I just did a big diarrhoea.

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Quote: zooo @ November 3 2010, 8:07 AM GMT

What are they advertising?

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Skule re-union.

http://www.kas-ploen.org.uk/Wyvern.htm

Hmm that reminds me I must update the yellow panel on that web-page

I'm a bit bored.

Go and pleasure yourself. That will keep you busy for five minutes.

Five minutes?! I'm not a machine!

But you do leak fluid.

Only when my nuts are well lubed.

Quote: Nil Putters @ November 3 2010, 10:11 PM GMT

But you do leak fluid.

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Ahem.

https://www.comedy.co.uk/forums/thread/18955/

Quote: Nat Wicks @ November 3 2010, 1:37 PM GMT

You left fat and Northern out of there

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No one calls you that

Quote: Kevin Murphy @ November 3 2010, 10:15 PM GMT

Ahem.

https://www.comedy.co.uk/forums/thread/18955/

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Quote: Leevil @ November 3 2010, 10:15 PM GMT

Only when my nuts are well lubed.

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Where's EllieJP? I want EllieJP to tell me what she's doing. It's been HOURS!