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Quote: Scatterbrained Floozy @ November 1 2010, 7:33 PM BST

Robyn doesn't know if to continue with her essay or read. She would much rather read, but therefore feels that she's copping out if she does. What she really wants is for Elliot to turn up online, but he has a lot of work to do.

Text him!

Quote: Gavin @ November 1 2010, 7:30 PM BST

Still feeling rough?

Not too bad after throwing up half of my lunch. Just some cramps and the standing up issue.

Quote: Kevin Murphy @ November 1 2010, 7:33 PM BST

This is the first symptom of Cat AIDS.

You said the other thing was the first, surely this is the second?

Quote: Scatterbrained Floozy @ November 1 2010, 5:39 PM BST

It's a diary, by a woman, in comic form.

Aren't all women's diaries (unintentionally at least) hilarious?

Quote: Scatterbrained Floozy @ November 1 2010, 7:33 PM BST

Robyn doesn't know if to continue with her essay or read. She would much rather read, but therefore feels that she's copping out if she does. What she really wants is for Elliot to turn up online, but he has a lot of work to do.

Work for an extra hour and then read.

Quote: Gavin @ November 1 2010, 7:37 PM BST

Text him!

His phone's still broken!

Quote: Nat Wicks @ November 1 2010, 7:39 PM BST

Work for an extra hour and then read.

The reading is for one of my modules, and I don't want to work/read until nine. I will just do a bit more essay that's in my head and then read.

Oh if it's for another module that's okay. I'll let you off.

Quote: Scatterbrained Floozy @ November 1 2010, 7:48 PM BST

His phone's still broken!

Unimpressed Unimpressed What are you two like!

Quote: chipolata @ October 30 2010, 2:22 PM BST

Just finished burying the cat. The vet found growths in his abdomen and lungs, which were also filled with fluid. It was kinder to have him put to sleep. Poor little fella was only 4. That's the second cat I've lost in 6 months. :(

:( Sorry to hear that Chip. Console (in only a slightly gay way)

Quote: Gavin @ November 1 2010, 8:02 PM BST

Unimpressed Unimpressed What are you two like!

In this instance, too cheap to afford a new phone.

Aw. Luckily Christmas is approaching.
Get that letter to Father Christmas written.

Quote: PhQnix @ November 1 2010, 9:06 PM BST

In this instance, too cheap to afford a new phone.

Lol! Should of said I have f**k loads of phones, could of had one. They aren't as cool or sexy as my new one mind ;)

Quote: Gavin @ November 1 2010, 9:15 PM BST

Lol! Should of said I have f**k loads of phones, could of had one. They aren't as cool or sexy as my new one mind ;)

I want one that is sexy enough to make calls and send texts, anything more is lost on me!

Quote: zooo @ November 1 2010, 9:14 PM BST

Aw. Luckily Christmas is approaching.
Get that letter to Father Christmas written.

One father already promised to buy me a new phone, I won't be let down twice!

Laughing out loud

Has a video uploading to YouTube as we speak :D

So who am I sharing this link with, then?

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