Quote: AndreaLynne @ October 31 2010, 2:05 PM BSTToday is the mother-in-law's birthday...*sigh*.
(Just for you, honey...)
"I took my mother-in-law to Madame Tussaud's Chamber of Horrors and one of the attendants said: 'Keep her moving sir, we're stock-taking.'"
"I can always tell when the mother-in-law's coming to stay... the mice throw themselves on the traps."
Thanks Tim.
I figure I shouldn't have to deal with her too much. My husband has a delightfully white trash cousin who's 17 year old daughter is having a baby and she'll get all the attention tonight.
Brewing early because I have 2 batches to make today. Must stock up for the holidays ...
In pub talking to cute bar maid. She is not interested in the least. Just waiting for a tip... urgh
Probably shagging the seedy-looking, middle-aged landlord. They usually are. 
Quote: Tim Walker @ October 31 2010, 4:27 PM BSTProbably shagging the seedy-looking, middle-aged landlord. They usually are.
I'll ask
Catching up on 80million posts in this thread, as I've been neglecting you all for a few days. I bet you're mortified.
Quote: Scatterbrained Floozy @ October 29 2010, 8:03 PM BSTRobyn is very sad. A woman in the shop today said she hoped my hair was a wig and then just laughed at me when I said it wasn't.
What an evil cow! I love your hair- I think it's beautiful.
Quote: Gavin @ October 29 2010, 11:43 PM BST(REC) It's f**king Ace. Spanish but still ace.
Correct.
Quote: Gavin @ October 29 2010, 11:50 PM BSTNo Idea Saw looks as shit as the first so I not bothered with any since then.
"As shit as the first"? Are you f**king kidding me? The first Saw movie was FANTASTIC. It was dark and original and drew you right in. And was beautiful. Admittedy Cary Elwes couldn't act for toffees (natural exclusion of the Princess Bride), but you can forgive that. All other Saw films are torture porn toss.
I'm starting to worry about your hit and miss movie taste. I feel we're growing apart.
Quote: chipolata @ October 30 2010, 2:22 PM BSTJust finished burying the cat. The vet found growths in his abdomen and lungs, which were also filled with fluid. It was kinder to have him put to sleep. Poor little fella was only 4. That's the second cat I've lost in 6 months.
So sad. I'm sorry 
Quote: Gavin @ October 31 2010, 4:31 PM BSTI'll ask
Do - Oh, and whilst you're at it, tell her there's no need to look so f**king superior whilst she's serving... She may have to deal with drunks, but no-one forced her to take the job... Tell her she's made her bed and now she has to lie in it! 
Haha
Quote: Tim Walker @ October 31 2010, 4:33 PM BSTDo. Oh, and while you're at it, tell her there's no need to look so f**king superior whilst she's serving... She may have to deal with drunks, but no-one forced her to take the job... Tell her she's made her bed and now she has to lie in it!
Haha Not sure she looks a nice girl I don't want to upset her
A nice girl?
Ah, then I suggest you get drunk, then become very maudlin, watching her from your table in the corner, and saying to yourself sadly "Someday I'm going to marry that girl..."
Quote: Tim Walker @ October 31 2010, 4:38 PM BSTA nice girl?
Ah, then I suggest you get drunk, then become very maudlin, watching her from your table in the corner, and saying to yourself sadly "Someday I'm going to marry that girl..."
Haha Dr. Tim your a. Bad influence.
You guys are so lucky. In our local bars the women are built like Russian shotputters, very hair Russian shotputters.
Quote: AndreaLynne @ October 31 2010, 4:48 PM BSTYou guys are so lucky. In our local bars the women are built like Russian shotputters, very hair Russian shotputters.
Why andie are you cruising for bar tail? Lol
No, but there's nothing worse than being served a drink by a woman that has more arm hair than your date has.
Quote: AndreaLynne @ October 31 2010, 5:02 PM BSTNo, but there's nothing worse than being served a drink by a woman that has more arm hair than your date has.
Call me old fashioned, but a man shouldn't be showing arm hair on a first date.