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Down the docks?

Quote: chipolata @ October 30 2010, 9:31 AM BST

The cat's sick and it's murder trying to get an appointment at the vets on a weekend. After much ringing finally got him in for later.

We had a problem with our puppy last weekend. We rang up, for an out of hours consultatoion it was £100.

Just finished burying the cat. The vet found growths in his abdomen and lungs, which were also filled with fluid. It was kinder to have him put to sleep. Poor little fella was only 4. That's the second cat I've lost in 6 months. :(

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So very sorry to hear that Chip.

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I'm so sorry Chip. We're slowing accepting the possibility that our dog Onslow isn't going to be around much longer. It's really sad, but I understand the idea of not wanting to see them suffer.

:( Poor Chip.

Very sorry for your loss, Chip. :(

Bloody cats. A bunch of them keep shitting outside my house and I walked a load inside so had to clean my shoes, mop the floors and then go outside and pick up all the cat turds to make sure no one else walks it in. Stupid f**king cats.

Cheers everyone.

Quote: Matthew Stott @ October 30 2010, 3:29 PM BST

Bloody cats. A bunch of them keep shitting outside my house and I walked a load inside so had to clean my shoes, mop the floors and then go outside and pick up all the cat turds to make sure no one else walks it in. Stupid f**king cats.

They're probably targeting you, Stott. They're a great judge of character, cats. ;)

Yeah sorry to hear that Chip, we just took in a four year old cat.

Oh dear. Sorry to hear that, Chip. :(

Had he/she only got ill this morning? Because looking at the above, it was diagnosis to euthanasia in around 5 hours. Not much time to adjust to the news, is it? Then again, that's often the way with cats in my experience. They seem generally quite good until the last minute, when they go downhill very rapidly - compared with, say - dogs. And they go downhill extremely rapidly when they get run over, which happened to three of mine as a kid.

Console

Quote: bigfella @ October 29 2010, 10:35 PM BST

I Got a HTML editor and some welsh image changing software.

And Camtasia on 30 day trial.

Are you making tutorials or what?

Feeling utterly meh, perhaps not a great time for him to realise that spare box of tablets is infact empty.

Gonna be a loooooong weekend.

Why are women so beautiful yet so dash confounding.

I'm rambling now aren't I... Might just sleep till Monday

Quote: dannyjb1 @ October 30 2010, 6:48 PM BST

Why are women so beautiful yet so dash confounding.

I've got a theory about this, essentially that beautiful girls are basically evil psychopaths... I could expound my hypothesis further, but, well, you know...

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