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Quote: Will Cam @ October 24 2010, 10:50 PM BST

Damn, my cock is out!

:O (I've been reading too many sooty posts)

Quote: Will Cam @ October 24 2010, 10:50 PM BST

Damn, my boyfriend is out!

And proud!

My shortest relationship probably to date, met this girl Friday, we've just split up tonight.

Quote: Jack Massey @ October 25 2010, 12:30 AM BST

My shortest relationship probably to date, met this girl Friday, we've just split up tonight.

That's not a relationship, that's two one-night stands.

Quote: Jack Massey @ October 25 2010, 12:30 AM BST

My shortest relationship probably to date, met this girl Friday, we've just split up tonight.

That's not a relationship that's Robinson Crusoe uncut.

Quote: DaButt @ October 25 2010, 12:34 AM BST

That's not a relationship, that's two one-night stands.

One to be honest. One Night Stand Friday, bit of texting on Saturday and a drink tonight. Over.

Love 'em and leave 'em.

Quote: Steve Sunshine @ October 25 2010, 12:41 AM BST

That's not a relationship that's Robinson Crusoe uncut.

genius

By 'eck, it's chilly. Chip felt Jack Frost's icy caress coming in!

*waits for obscene reply from John Lucas.*
*Remembers John Lucas can't come out as much to play any more*
:(

I'm in a pissed off mood. Hence the bright colours.

Ellie has taken a big step and has moved out.

Quote: EllieJP @ October 25 2010, 9:52 AM BST

Ellie has taken a big step and has moved out.

Hug It'll be much better, even if it seems a bit scary.

I'm living out of a suitcase at my Daddy's at the moment.

At least you don't have to share a home/bed with your ex though! I can't imagine how tough that'd be.

Robyn is writing an essay about haunting, which has become an essay about women. She's beginning to worry that she is a "mental feminist" as Elliot would say.

Well done, Ellie! Good decision I think.

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