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Sooty mate, have you completely lost the plot?

Quote: Nat Wicks @ October 21 2010, 2:32 PM BST

Sooty mate, have you completely lost the plot?

What she said. Huh?

No I have either a dvt or a leg infection

either way I am on antibiotics and anticoagulants

hence ressembling Grizzly Adams after an argument with Gentle Ben about their relationship

eg rather bruised

as for the plot not sure I ever had it

Quote: sootyj @ October 21 2010, 2:37 PM BST

No I have either a dvt or a leg infection

either way I am on antibiotics and anticoagulants

hence ressembling Grizzly Adams after an argument with Gentle Ben about their relationship

eg rather bruised

as for the plot not sure I ever had it

Well if you get some lovely NHS compression stockings post a pic for us all to enjoy. They do fetching green, white or tan so you even get a choice nowadays.

I got black ones last time

sheer black and knee high

I'd f**k me, goodbye horses I'm crying over you.....

Great I'm getting harpooned all weekend

Now I know why Moby Dick went mental

Bit down with all of this

oh well atleast Rooney in a hoody looks like Sith lord Darth Chavius

Ellie had a massive row with her ex last night and it sucks.

Quote: EllieJP @ October 21 2010, 3:38 PM BST

Ellie had a massive row with her ex last night and it sucks.

Tell him to go f**k himself. You need to escape.

I know dude, I know. Can't leave though.

I told him some home truths which I think didn't go down well. Oh well, he shouldn't be such an arse and I hope he enjoyed sleeping on the floor with a dressing gown for a cover! Mwah aha!

When's your contract up?

Quote: EllieJP @ October 21 2010, 3:47 PM BST

I know dude, I know. Can't leave though.

I told him some home truths which I think didn't go down well. Oh well, he shouldn't be such an arse and I hope he enjoyed sleeping on the floor with a dressing gown for a cover! Mwah aha!

So did he become your ex yesterday?

otherwise if you werr already separated, then the whole sleeping on the floor thing gets creepy...

Quote: Nat Wicks @ October 21 2010, 3:53 PM BST

When's your contract up?

July next year! haha.

I have to laugh else I will go mad.

Quote: sootyj @ October 21 2010, 4:04 PM BST

So did he become your ex yesterday?

otherwise if you werr already separated, then the whole sleeping on the floor thing gets creepy...

We've been separated for 9 weeks.

You could at least buy a couple of single beds and a curtain to split the room up?

Build a wall like Steptoe and Son.

Quote: zooo @ October 21 2010, 4:32 PM BST

You could at least buy a couple of single beds and a curtain to split the room up?

I don't have any money to buy a bed... let alone a curtain. Although we could pin a sheet up the middle of the bed! haha

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