Quote: Nat Wicks @ October 21 2010, 11:19 AM BST*cough* someone call me an undertaker. I think my corpse might be starting to decompose.
Sympathise
Being ill sucks
Sootyjabbed off for another injection
I look like Jeff Capes caught me snogging his budgie
Loopey is getting a communication aid after a year long wait and has mixed feelings about it. 
What's a communication aid?
Sounds like it will open up some newer possibilities there Loopey. I'm sure you'll grow to like it. 
I guess so. It's confirmation that my voice isn't coming back which is a bit
and I am hoping it doesn't mean even more assumptions that I have no brain.
Just last week Bill told someone I can't speak and she said to him,
C A N S H E H E A R? and without waiting for an answer squeezed my shoulder affectionately and said O H Y O U P O O R L I T T L E L A M B. Then she stage whispered to everyone else who came in to save me any embarrassment. Yay.
I hope the new aid does sound effects so I can bleat in response if it happens again. 
at Loopey's voice, but lol at bleating.
There really are some tits about.
Quote: zooo @ October 21 2010, 12:36 PM BST
There really are some tits about.
Bill made a call about my mobile(I had written to authorise him acting on my behalf) and the conversation went a bit like this:
Bill - I'm ringing to report a fault with my wife's phone
Customer Service Advisor - Can I speak to your wife?
B - She can't speak, I have authority to speak for her
CSA - I can't help you unless your wife can confirm this by telephone
B - She can't speak
CSA - I only need to ask her a couple of questions
B - She can't speak
CSA - Can you pass her the phone please sir?
B - Yes, but she can't speak
(passes me the phone)
CSA - Hello? Hello? Can you hear me?
No answer
CSA - I just need to ask you a couple of questions if that's ok, can you hear me?
Hello?
(pass phone back to Bill)
B - can we sort this out now please?
CSA - your wife didn't answer
B - she can't speak
CSA - ah, I see, well just get her to give us a ring when she can.
B - hangs up.
At least I won't sound like Stephen Hawking and I will be able to nag again so I suppose there are some plus points.
Oh my GOD!
Did you write a letter of complaint or anything?
Quote: zooo @ October 21 2010, 12:50 PM BSTOh my GOD!
Did you write a letter of complaint or anything?
No point wasting time on idiots. Changed service provider.
Ah. Good move.
End of wits.
Quote: Loopey @ October 21 2010, 12:25 PM BSTThis
I always haf a Dalek fetish can you get a really rasping 'exterminate!'
Quote: sootyj @ October 21 2010, 2:21 PM BSTI always haf a Dalek fetish can you get a really rasping 'exterminate!'
I am going to try for some sound effects so I will add that to the list. Hmm, now there's an idea for a fancy dress costume. Broomstick, some card and foil *dashes off to shed to look for broom.*
I can programme it to say bugger off at the press of a button so that will come in handy too.
That so cool?could you get a head band with a KITT style red flashing light?
being mean as I am waiting to be harpooned again.
Mike Tysons girlfriend got less bruises on her period
My shit life so far grumble
Bet George Osbourne is bringing in a C**trehensive Sootyj Review